1. Welcome! Please take a few seconds to create your free account to post threads, make some friends, remove a few ads while surfing and much more. ClutchFans has been bringing fans together to talk Houston Sports since 1996. Join us!

Play the ol' headline game

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by finalsbound, May 30, 2003.

  1. zzhiggins

    zzhiggins Member

    Joined:
    Aug 16, 2002
    Messages:
    788
    Likes Received:
    0
    "Brown leads Yao and 5 fat guys to finals" Manning still on injured list.
     
  2. rudager

    rudager Member

    Joined:
    Jul 2, 2002
    Messages:
    827
    Likes Received:
    0
    Rocket Revolution: New Coach Introduces "Plays," "Strategy"
     
  3. MoBalls

    MoBalls Member

    Joined:
    Jun 26, 2002
    Messages:
    4,420
    Likes Received:
    101
    Eddie Griffin is Red Hot...Starring in new Snoop Doggy Dog Rap Video titled "Hit it and Pass"
     
  4. Hottoddie

    Hottoddie Member

    Joined:
    Jun 27, 2000
    Messages:
    3,075
    Likes Received:
    15
    Moochie loses dribble!!!
     
  5. rezdawg

    rezdawg Member

    Joined:
    Feb 15, 2000
    Messages:
    18,351
    Likes Received:
    1,149
    Sleepy Floyd, Jim Peterson, and Robert Reed combine for 82 points in victory against Golden State

    With Old Timers injured, Rudy T steps on court

    Calvin Murphy beats previous single season free throw percentage record
     
  6. declan32001

    declan32001 Member

    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2002
    Messages:
    2,455
    Likes Received:
    17
    Brown Nosing to the Bank, but Les Reeks
     
  7. Fatty FatBastard

    Joined:
    Jul 13, 2001
    Messages:
    15,916
    Likes Received:
    159
    Brown Frowns upon Yao Being Down.

    Brown dumps on team; Explodes all over the player's for poor Ballhandling.
     
  8. SmeggySmeg

    SmeggySmeg Member

    Joined:
    Feb 23, 1999
    Messages:
    14,887
    Likes Received:
    123
    Too Much Brown-Ming, Francis gets Burnt
     
  9. DCkid

    DCkid Member

    Joined:
    Oct 15, 2001
    Messages:
    9,663
    Likes Received:
    2,708
    <b>Rockets Barry The Nuggets, Sweep Season Series</b>

    <b>Griffin Lights Up New Joint
    Young Forward Makes Arena's Opening Night a Success</b>

    <b>Boki Enters Game</b>

    <b>Alexander's Great Expectations
    Rockets Owner Predicts 82-0 Season</b>
     
    #29 DCkid, May 30, 2003
    Last edited: May 30, 2003
  10. topfive

    topfive CF OG

    Joined:
    Jun 12, 2002
    Messages:
    19,968
    Likes Received:
    39,675

    Amber Alert Posted for Bostjan Nachbar

    Yao Bumps Head on Ceiling of New Arena

    Rocket Players Unhappy With Suspenders on New Uniforms

    Jason Kidd Punches Three Rockets Dancers

    Kelvin Cato Marries Manager of Krispy Kreme Store

    Eddie Griffin Finally Comes Down, Learns of Coaching Change


    and last but not least...


    Coach Brown Demonstrates New Rockets Uniform
    [​IMG]

     
  11. OmegaSupreme

    OmegaSupreme Member

    Joined:
    Mar 19, 2003
    Messages:
    6,394
    Likes Received:
    1,504
    a macbeth headline...

    Well Just As It As Seemed Like The Rockets Were On The Verge Of Another Disappointing Loss, A Late Rally Sparked By Yao Ming Forced The Grizzlies Into An Overtime Game Eventually Resulting In Memphis Grizzlies Loss... Pushing The Rockets Streak To Two. This Reminds Me Of My Great Grandmother's Passion For Cooking Salisbury Steak For Dinner On A Sunday Following Early Church Service. She Was A Firm Believer In Being The Sole Individual In The Kitchen. Too Many Cooks In the Kitchen Results In A Horrific Meal. Just As Too Many Stars On A Team Would Result In A Team That Does Not Share The Ball.

    an a-train headline...

    Taylor "Feeds"... Feeds The Ball To Yao Ming For A Rockets Victory

    a gregonomics headline...

    17th Consecutive Rockets Loss. Van Gundy "Fired Immediately"

    just f'ing with you guys :D
     
  12. finalsbound

    finalsbound Member

    Joined:
    Aug 31, 2000
    Messages:
    12,333
    Likes Received:
    927
    LOL! Clever.
     
  13. codell

    codell Member

    Joined:
    Aug 26, 2002
    Messages:
    19,312
    Likes Received:
    715
    Topfive,

    Good Lord. Where did you find that picture? That might be the most offense coaching attire I have ever seen.
     
  14. OmegaSupreme

    OmegaSupreme Member

    Joined:
    Mar 19, 2003
    Messages:
    6,394
    Likes Received:
    1,504
    a yoyao headline...

    Yao "Hot", Francis "Not" in Rockets Win... By The Way, Rate My Picture At HotOrNot.com

    sorry... i feel like picking on people tonight...jokingly of course.
     
  15. topfive

    topfive CF OG

    Joined:
    Jun 12, 2002
    Messages:
    19,968
    Likes Received:
    39,675
  16. codell

    codell Member

    Joined:
    Aug 26, 2002
    Messages:
    19,312
    Likes Received:
    715
  17. Hottoddie

    Hottoddie Member

    Joined:
    Jun 27, 2000
    Messages:
    3,075
    Likes Received:
    15
    Kapayaaaa!!! Rockets ink Larry Brown.
    June 2,2003

    Story by Hottoddie (Independent Clutch City poster)

    Today, in a virtual Slam Dunk, Les Alexander literally stole Larry Brown away from the Detroit Pistons. In the process, he made every sports reporter in the country run out & buy a roll of paper towels to wipe the egg off their faces after they had all proclaimed Brown to be Detroit's next head coach. When asked about this shocking revelation, the Piston's team owner just ran away screaming & all Dumars had to say was "But...but...but...but...but...". When last seen, Dumars was aimlessly walking away with his hands stretched out saying "But...but...but...", well, you get the idea.:D
     

Share This Page