I can smell it already. 2006-07 Awards: Rookie of Year: Rudy Gay, F, Memphis Grizzlies (13.5 ppg, 5 rpg, 3 apg) Most Improved Player: Stromile Swift, F, Memphis Grizzlies (17.5 ppg, 8 rpg, 1.5 bpg) Bust of Year: Shane Battier, F, Houston Rockets (Injured for Season, DNP) AHHHHHHHH the horror!
no photoshop needed for me. this kid has a beautiful jumper: and is an athletic freak: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTfHMilglsk
I think JVG wanted Battier because he was envious of his hairline. There is like 2 inches of surface area between the eyebrow and hairline.
This petition has a bit of an error: ".. don't think that Shane Battier won't be a difference ..." Read that and tell me if I'm wrong....but I think it should be more like: "... don't think that Shane Battier WILL be a difference maker..."
Sorry I'm late, guys. Just got out of the ER after the little slit-wrists/heroin-overdose/train-track incident last night. Anyway, here's my contribution:
hey guys this isnt a photoshop I took Chamillionaires lyrics from Turn it up and made a rap about how bad the Logo got us- Give me that million dollar team and let me show you what to do with it (Who that is??) That's the illest GM who be doin’ it Couldnt snatch Gay that's what they told me, and I’m provin it Put him in Memphis with Gasol and you got you a hit Hittin never miss rep yo click and throw 'em high Because the Logo’s the answer to the game like Allen I Middle fingaz to the sky, if they don't like that reply Cause any GM that deny is a mother ****er lie So give the fans what that want Got 'em racin' to the front of the stage to feel the trade and tell the GM fix us up (fix us up) Yeaah sound like revenge saying Houston to go get my plaque Grizz is dead so I'ma bring them back, like GM’s do when they hear my mack Check out my track record, they'll say I’ma team wreckers I ain't no half-stepper now that I am back nigggga (He's Baaack) You can't get mad if you feel the cap don't fit ya Drop the biggest trades ever so don't let my sack hit ya! (shout's out to CD) I'm Heaaded to the draft (I'm headed to the draft) You know I'm V.I.P. (You know I'm vipee) And since you rollin' with a pro (You rollin with a pro) You V.I.P. with mee (Jerry heey heey) Jerry West the biggest threat to any of these GM’s thinkin' they doin it (Who That Is??) That's dem boyz from Memphis that always do it big Multi-colored rings got me shining They say my jewerly sick Houston got a problem and you don't want nuthin to do wit it (Do you kid?) I ain't think so I'm talkin slow When my case is liftin' up look at the dollars that I show GM’s give it up, they be everywhere I go When that elevator go up to my office they there fo sho Told me that they didnt care about my players- Wasnt hearin it Looks can be deceiving like chameleon paint apperances You know how we do it at home of elvis presley kid CD got turned out quicker than my power steering did (Ha, ha)
after the wolves picked roy last night, ric bucher reported that the we would be moving out of the draft with a trade with memphis for shane battier. that was with 2:30 left on the clock for the boston pick.
You can always count on the Rockets Management to bring laughter. The NBA laughs at our stupidity. We laugh at our Photoshop the pain thread so we don't cry. Get those clowns out of the office already, all of them.
