You ought to see the original...she is giving the lap dance to another smokin chick http://ann-angel.com/samplepages/annlena/DSC00703.jpg
All these apply to men in the ancient time in China. The fan, especially, is more or less implying that JVG is really, really smart...
JVG's Ten Commandments 1. Thou Shall Not Turn Over Thy Ball 2. Honor Thy Rebounds and Free-Throws 3. Thou Shall Not Allow Dribble Penetration 4. Thou Shall Not Ask for More Playing Time, Especially If Thou Cannot Follow Thy Lord's First Commandment (Thy Lord Careth Not If Thou Was Jesus of Thine Last Tribe) 5. Thou Shall Not Pee In Thy Lord's Diet Coke 6. Thou Shall Arrive at Training Camp In Shape 7. Thou Shall Not Pass Thy Ball to Mutombo in Thy Paint 8. Thou Shall Make Thy Open Jumpshots 9. Thou Shall Not Commit Silly Fouls 10. Unless Yao Is Open, Pass Thy Ball to T-Mac.