I will drive in on you, and casually lay it in with authority. No smiley faces here. I am serious. Serious as a heart attack to borrow a line.
I'm the outside jump-shooting center of the BBS. age: 18 height: 6'7" weight: 220lb hometown: Orlando, FL college town: Tallahassee, FL @ Florida State studying: meteorology favorite NBA team: Magic favorite NBA player: Darrell Armstrong favorite NFL team: Falcons favorite NFL player: Jamal Anderson favorite MLB team: Braves favorite MLB player: Corey Koskie interests: sports, weather, music disinterests: smoke, alcohol, jerks anything else?: no.
Hmm... I'm not the biggest...I can't dribble....I can't shoot particularly well....I'm not very,very quick....hmm.... I guess I'm the water boy. Darn. Oh well. I get to be by basketball stars like all of you.
DARN IT! WHAT'S LEFT!? uhh..do you have a towel boy? Or maybe I could be a scout. Nah, I'd be bad at that. Hmm.... how about the BBS sports reporter? I don't know what I am....I was set on water boy...stupid Troy.
Name: Arthur Rimmy Rimbaud Sex: Male Age: N/A Height: 6' and a little sumthin Weight: 160 Marital Status: married Born: Houston Live: The ATL...soon to be? Died: North Africa Sports: None, they all scare me, I would rather read poetry and collect STD's Education: A bunch and growing Occupation: Teacher/Student/Housewife/Bar against which all others are measured Religion: Church of Divine Madness and Symbolism Political Leanings: none - I believe in culture, not politics Areas of interest: 19th Century France, construction of gender and visual reception, representation of erotic violence, Colonialism and the representation of violence, fragmentation of the body, exoticism and eroticism, aestheticism replacing religion after the Revolution, radical political theory and the arts, dialectics, materialist dialectics, negative dialectics, queer theory, deconstructing Lacan, physiognomy, and much much more which I know you all want to hear about... God my life is pathetic.
Thank you! I now have a place where I'm wanted. Now I can go to school and tell my friends about my wonderful job.
Note...this job doesn't pay...has no benefits...and pretty much sucks. But we'd love to have you on board. Now all we need is a busdriver...
well.... I don't see any shorts...so....no work...hehe...cool. (note to self: don't give away address. May get 90 pairs of shorts if done.) edit:BTW, I have lost half my brain. That is the reason for the long pauses.
Male Age: 30 Height: 6' 0'' Weight: 212 lbs. Location: Atascocita, Tx. NBA Team: Rockets!! NFL Team: Texans!! MLB Team: Not a big Baseball fan (especially now! ) but will watch Astros (...just like Samarai Jack) Hobbies/Interests: I am a gun-enthusiast...My aim is to buy as many firearms and bullets as possible...I also like to shoot stuff/hunt. ...I also like to watch the squirrel, pet the squirrel, and eat them as well. I make great squirrel bar-b-que (...not like Jack) Education: B.B.A. Marital status: Married 6 yrs (...just like Jack) Kids: 2 girls, 3.5 & 2 (...just like Jack) Fav Music: pissed off music, but all kinds... Church: sometimes go to catholic church.
I come into this thread, people are giving away jobs, and no one told me! ah well, where'd i put that number to the TWC? its time for my bi-weekly call again!
And the starting lineup of your CC.Net Allstar's! At Center-Refman At Power Foward-Azadre Small Foward-open At Shooting Gaurd-drapg At Point Gaurd-Kam CC.Net Allstar's is holding tryout through-out the week so feel free to come in.
at 6'1" and 160lbs, with a killer jump shot and decent driving skills, i could be a helluva pickup at the SG postion. Lucky for you guys I am a free agent and am willing to play for the mid-level exception. sure, i'm a tad short for a SG, but I liken myself as a poor man's AI, except my driving skills are nowhere as good, but my FG% will be MUCH higher! plus, I actually dish the ball too!
Where's me? You can't have a good team without a good equipment manager. I'm so lonely. All I wanted was to be wanted. WHY!?
And the starting lineup of your CC.Net Allstar's! At Center-Refman At Power Foward-Azadre Small Foward-open At Shooting Gaurd-drapg At Point Gaurd-Kam CC.Net Allstar's is holding tryout through-out the week so feel free to come in. Waterboy-Tomancometh RC Cola, Head of Sanitary committee
I made my call today. But you can be the busdriver for the BBS team. Is it just me or am I playing like I'm the GM too?
