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[Personal dare]From the list of worst movies ever...

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  1. macalu

    macalu Member

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    no "worst movie list" is legitimate without Legacy of Satan at the top. i DARE you to watch it.
     
    #21 macalu, Jun 17, 2011
  2. van chief

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    Holy Mountain
     
    #22 van chief, Jun 17, 2011
  3. raj87

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    I present "Computer Beach Party", filmed in Galveston, TX.

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    #23 raj87, Jun 17, 2011
  4. CoolGuy

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    Nope, I even emailed 'Clutch' about it. I guess you wasted your $25...
     
    #24 CoolGuy, Jun 17, 2011
  5. OmegaSupreme

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    i have to go with you on this one. it's unfunny, creepy, it's just... there or something. i bought the dvd a while back for nostalgic value and immediately figured out why i couldn't remember the movie from my childhood. gawd effing awful.
     
    #25 OmegaSupreme, Jun 17, 2011
  6. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    Mac and Me cracked me up.

    Showgirls = bewbies.
     
    #26 Xerobull, Jun 17, 2011
  7. DonnyMost

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  8. moestavern19

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    The Room is actually quite watchable because it just seems so expertly crafted in its corniness and the lead guy trying so hard to project feelings.
     
    #28 moestavern19, Jun 17, 2011
  9. CourtOfDreams

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    In college one of the first things we did as a fun paper was write a movie review for what we though could be the worst movie of all time...

    I picked From Justin to Kelly and I'm proud it made that wiki list, I couldn't finish it and had to make up a lot of bs for my paper.
     
    #29 CourtOfDreams, Jun 17, 2011
  10. raj87

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    Don't forget Denny!

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    #30 raj87, Jun 17, 2011
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    Without a doubt the worst movie I have watched is, Repo! The Genetic Opera.

    Me and a buddy were at hastings, saw the blu ray cover and thought it looked like an entertaining gory-slasher type movie... we were very, very wrong.

    Turns out it actually is an Opera type movie... unintentional comedy galore just from the unbelievability that what you are watching was actually made into a movie and released.
     
    #31 jordnnnn, Jun 17, 2011
  12. droopy421

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    Seconded.

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    #32 droopy421, Jun 17, 2011
  13. Rashmon

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    Gigli

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    #33 Rashmon, Jun 17, 2011
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    It was the first time I walked out on a movie. Yes...a movie with Jessie Spano constantly nude, I left. I was laughing too hard at the angry dancing, the angry sex scenes (especially the one in the pool), and the angry...well, everything.
     
    #34 leroy, Jun 17, 2011
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    Godzilla 2000 should be on that list.
     
    #35 rocketsjudoka, Jun 17, 2011
  16. JeopardE

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    I guess it needs to pay its dues to make it to that list, but The Last Airbender is the worst movie I've ever seen. Bad as in "torturous, excruciating" - not bad as in "comically inept" a la Gigli.
     
    #36 JeopardE, Jun 17, 2011
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    I'm a B-Movie queen, and only a handful of them are in my bottom 100.

    These aren't worst movies I've seen, I've watched too many Direct to Video/DVD films, Sci-Fi Channel movies, Lifetime movies, and odd indie horror films on cable for some of these movies to be near the worst movies ever.

    Howard the Duck, to me was just more of colossal disappointment than being a horrible movie, it was mediocre/very average. It's actually enjoyable and effects are pretty damn good for that period of time.

    Glen and Glenda, like most Ed Wood movies are laughably enjoyable in a nice classic B-Movie type way.

    Highlander II was just mediocre, and plus I thought every sequel after that progressively got worse.

    Showgirls, Alone in Dark and North wasn't that bad, very mediocre, I've seen worse independent movies.

    Catwoman, Gigli, Battlefield Earth were mediocre, but definitely not the worst films ever made. Biggest most disappointing, mediocre films.


    Troll 2 was pretty bad...though. So was Hobglobins.
     
    #37 plutoblue11, Jun 17, 2011
  18. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    Of those I would watch Freddie Got Fingered, which I actually enjoyed.
     
    #38 StupidMoniker, Jun 17, 2011
  19. Dei

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    Gigli it is, then.

    I just want to see J-Lo again after that disappointment with her "sex vid."
     
    #39 Dei, Jun 18, 2011
  20. Dairy Ashford

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    One that I didn't see that I would suggest is They Saved Hitler's Brain, basically a glass case with a skinny Hitler look-a-like making faces and not talking for two hours. Also consider Death Bed, the Bed That Eats People just based on Patton Oswalt's killer bit about it.

    I would also suggest maybe unboarding the Gen X/Gen Y irony train and see if there's anything on this list that might be equally enjoyable.
     
    #40 Dairy Ashford, Jun 18, 2011
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