I've just been bs'ing... but here go some ones I thought of. 1. People who leave their blinking turning signal on without turning. WTF? Are you turning or are you turning, f*cker? 2. People who don't turn on a right turn right-of-way when there's clearly NO traffic oncoming from the street they're merging. WTF? Forgot to read the State's little book? 3. People who have clearly no idea of who the right-of-way vehicle is at an intersection. WTF? Straight ahead, then across, then left turn. That's the order. Get with the program, people! I ALWAYS give them a little warning and JAM the brakes so that they get off my tail, MEOWGI. Try it... I like to piss off as many drivers as I can in my way to work while staying within the law. Just step on the brake pedal a little just to turn your brake light on and then do it repeatedly without actually slowing down just to confuse his or her *ss.
That is funny. Do police have to take a special diving course as a part of their training? They do seem to drive very well at high speeds.
That pisses me off too. I understand the fast lane is for going fast, but if I am already obviously speeding then what is the problem (just because you want to go 100).
Definitely. It's the best when the driver is someone in a big ass SUVs who thinks they can force their way in at the end and get pissed at you when you won't let them in. I just start screaming a la George Costanza "You know, we're living in a society! We're supposed to act in a civilized way." But, I can't really say I get pissed about it, you've gotta just laugh about stuff like that.
My family had the same problem. We wouldn't block the box, but if a car was even 15 feet from it, we wouldn't get any mail. My dad finally had to call the postmaster general and complain.
I was at this building off of Richmond and Beltway visiting a client. Anyway, there was construction which blocked off a lot of the Visitors Parking, so I had to circle around for awhile to find one. So I spot this car right in front of the entrance leaving, so I drive up from the right side of him, put my blinkers on, and wait. So as he is backing out, of course he had to back out towards me, this old, rusted out Ford Escort whips around the corner from the other side, sees me waiting, yet decides to pull in anyway. There was this security guard there who had watched me circle around for 20 minutes, I even asked him where I should park. He saw this thing go down. Anyway, I got out of my truck, went up to this lady, who dragged out 3 kids, and just plain gave me attitude while I told her I had been waiting for that spot. For those of you who saw that girl gets tazed video, that was pretty much the lip that she gave me. She pretty much said, oh well, I had no claim on that parking spot, too bad for me, blah, blah, blah. At this point, I was so freakin' incensed I could barely contain myself — but I did, thankfully. I did not key her car, mostly due to the security guard being there. After that happened, I told the security guard that I'm parking in front of the steps, and I'll be damned if someone tries to tow me. Yea, that b!tch deserved to get her face keyed. I mean her car keyed.
Those are the worst. The day I have my car paid off is the day I hit one of those idiots. Can't wait. I am proud to say in my 13 years of driving, I have never let one of those assholes in. It's a wonderful feeling to grin at them while they're flipping you off.
Lance: You still got the Malibu? Vincent: You know what somebody did? Lance: What? Vincent: Keyed it. Lance: Oh, man... Vince: It was in storage for three years. I had it out for three days, and some dickless piece of sh*t f*cked with it. I wish I would have caught him doin' it. It would have been worth him doin' it if I had caught him. Lance: Those people should be shot. No trial, no jury, just straight to execution....
Good job. When that happens, I'm always like, "Don't let that azzhole in! Don't let that azzhole in!" But alas, someone always lets them in. The best feelings are when everyone is on the same page, and that person has to go to the next exit. I'm giddy just thinking about it.
I was applauded by a cop at IAH last year when going to pick my wife up. There was bad traffic around the baggage claim area and most people waited in the single lane line to enter the area to pick up the passengers. Of course, there were a few who thought there time was more valuable than everyone else's who flew to the front of the line and moved over in front of those who patiently waited. Some idiot tried to do that to me, I cut him off, stopped and yelled to him out the window that I wanted to know what made his time more valuable than those who waited in the line. He got huffy and sped off while the cop just laughed and told me good job. That was fun.
I hate people who not only park in reserved spaces, but park in handicapped reserved spaces (i.e. MY F'ING PARKING SPACE). At my apartment complex we have covered parking which you can buy a spot for $25 bucks a month. Not only is my spot reserved, but I also have the handicapped parking sign in front of it and the handicapped signal painted on the ground. THREE SIGNS that say you shouldn't park in this spot if you aren't me... And they still do. I had someone park in my spot ALL WEEKEND once. Not just overnight because they couldn't find a spot and they could move it in the morning.... THE WHOLE WEEKEND. GOD if I were truly unafraid of the repercussions, I'd have f'ed that car up way worse than keying it. A mean old nasty note in permanent marker directly on their winshield was the best I could do. Then there are the people who park in the spot, and I catch them and I talk to them about it and they say they'll move it later... HELLO I'M RIGHT HERE. GET THE F OUT OF MY SPOT. And then there's this guy around the corner who double parks, but he pays for both the parking spots, so I guess I can't really b**** about it, but damn it's tempting.
That's funny cause I hate drivers that think the fast lane is an invitation to speed. So if I'm in that lane doing my usual 5 or so over and some prick doing 10+ starts riding my bumper expecting ME to move over, well... lets just say his/her efforts will be wasted. Don't bring that bulls**t to me on the road, cause you don't wanna piss me off. Now, those f****ers who like driving at least 5 miles under, well yeah they need to move over.
I wish I could, but the complex has it set that only the people from the office or the night guard can do it. Unfortunately, none of the office people will for some rediculous reason, they feel they have to wait 24 hours. The night guard will write them a ticket and tow in the morning at the end of his shift if they still haven't moved.
this **** happened all the time at UH when i was there. it freakin' infuriated me. it's always some fit 22 year old dude who didn't give two sh!ts about other people who actually needed that space. b/c he had a handicap sticker, he just figured he could use it. i'm not handicapped but i know why those spaces are there.
I'm the same way. If I'm going 5 over the limit, and passing a car in the next lane over...I don't care if it takes me a full minute to get past them, stay off my ass. I'm not going below the limit, so don't treat me like some old foggy that is driving 40 in a 60. When people start tailgating me while I am passing like this, I generally award them with the slowest humanly possible lane change when I finally get past. I might take a full 30 seconds to get over in that lane...but they earned it. Bastards.
Not everyone who parks in a handicap space has a obvious physical handicap. Some people have asthma, and they cannot walk too far from their car.
