Penis Measuring Machine or Grope

I am fine with the naked picture machine if they are OK with me getting a hard-on before I agree to step in it.

 

I wonder how much those guys make. How does one obtain the job? I realize the link is fake btw.

 

Im still laughingbut I am so sory my wife think,s im drunk already

 

I'm more worried that they'll see the Swedish penis enlarger in my suitcase. It could ruin the illusion I'm trying to convey to the machine and/or pat down.

But in general I'd take the scanner, seems quicker.

 

I would go through the scanner. I work out and have been a life drawing model so am not that bothered by being seen naked. My main issue is time and would rather walk through the scanner than take the extra time to be patted down.

 

macbeth faints.

 

I absolutely hate to be touched. So I'm going with the machine.

 

Plus I live with three models and in bar fights I am very good at ducking and weaving.

 

So many "story lines" for the p*rn industry with these new MEASURES.

 

I think you mean ducking and sliding. Hilarious linkage.

 

I found a great image of the Xray machine in action of an obviously true Basketball fan.

The image is safe for some work places, and no nudity is involved....other than bones etc...

Spoiler

DD

 

Yep that's exactly what I mean er.. did.. :grin:

 

Carmelo Anthony's spouse opts for the penis measuring machine.

 

Great, flying to Vegas today and from the choice I make I will more than likely choose the opposite on this poll when I get back.

 

Didn't MacBeth disappear about the time rocketsjudoka started posting?

 

I think you meant Barry's wife. She must have stolen a peek while the team got scanned. Parker must have the biggest tool of all the Spurs or be the biggest tool of all the Spurs.

 

None of them compares with La La's penis.

 

TSA pat-down leaves Mich. man covered in urine

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101123/ap_on_re_us/us_airport_security_pat_down

He was pissed off.