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Peer into your crystal ball. What will GARM look like in six months?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Raven, Jul 17, 2009.

  1. aristophanes34

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    Yes! It is impossible to imagine a GARM future without those enamored with the low b-ball IQ chucker that is Rudy Gay whining about the Battier trade.
     
  2. FLASH21

    FLASH21 Heart O' Champs

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    Wow! Yoyo skipped a dot and went straight to 5 green dots?! WTF?

    Nice! ;)
     
  3. aristophanes34

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    "Can weget LeBron for TMac and a big of chips?! Since h'es leving cleve cav after season. hes good player! "


    "Battier > Kobe. With adjusted re-adjusted plus/minus"
     
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    napalm06 Huge Flopping Fan

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    "LET'S BREAK SYNDER OUT OF THE MENTAL HOSPITAL TO SUIT HIM UP FOR 09/10 SEASON".
     
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  7. Commodore

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    - My ideas for stopping the fronting of David Anderson!
     
  8. fmp087

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    Trade [Insert Player Name] thread.
     
  9. logicx

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    Hi-freakin-larious...

    Your trans-thread joke is rep-worthy.

    Whatever the GARM looks like in 6 months, it can't be any worse than this...I imagine it will be more entertaining and there will be some actual games to talk about! Woo hoo!

    And props to the OP, very entertaining and funny...with a hint of truth...
     
  10. aussie rocket

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    Unless Clutch crew changes the layout (which has never been done in my 3 yrs here) then I imagine the GARM - and indeed the whole site - will look the same as it does now.

    Unless we get those black jerseys then it will be ClutchDark for everyone.
    ;)
     
  11. logicx

    logicx Member

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    Oooooooooo...that would be nice...

    the jerseys, that is.
     
  12. aussie rocket

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    I was being facetious.

    The black alternate jerseys have been rumored, photoshopped and heavily discussed for years on the BBS.
     
  13. logicx

    logicx Member

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    So was I...
     
  14. Hayesfan

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    I'd never start a thread like that.. lol It would get locked too fast for me to adequately spout my love ;)

    Great stuff everyone... now I am going to think of some of my own.
     
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    Late season return by Yao propels Rockets to win 7 straight games and sneak into the playoffs
     
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    1) "Yao retires after surgery fails to heal foot."

    2) "McGrady wienered to death as thousands of fans throw their hotdogs at him for leaving the game with yet another injury."
     
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    McGrady leading all scorers in ppg

    Is this the best we've seen Mcgrady since his Orlando days??

    Mcgrady ranked 3rd in MVP voting so far!!!!!!!111111

    Are we really better without Yao??? ??? ??

    Rockets win record 23 straight games!!!

    Is Trevor Ariza going to win most improved player award??
     
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    dkoune Rookie

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    Tracy moves up to 2nd in mvp voting.

    week later

    Tracy out 1 week(knee tendinitis)



    antisonic: **** me. Basketball gods hate us. Tracy has given up on us. Damn you Tracy Mcasshole.blah,blah,blah.
     
  19. Rocket86

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    Premonition. :D :mad:
     
  20. nomad_balla

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    we should have traded tracy for prince and hamilton when we had the chance
     

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