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Paulwtsfk = Sausage Massage

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by ScolaIsBallin, Aug 17, 2012.

  1. oelman44

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    I'm not really familiar with the poster, but he has a ton of rep points for such a small amount of posts.
     
  2. JD88

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    It's a message board....let's remember that.
     
  3. Relentless

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    Repped. Favorite poster all time
     
  4. Invisible Fan

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    What is "it would have tied in eventually" supposed to mean? Please elaborate.
     
  6. Invisible Fan

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    Sausage Massage hooking up with paul.

    Then the troll joke was that he ****ed himself.
     
  7. RV6

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    I agree that he's trying too hard. The more he does stuff like this, the less interesting and unique he becomes. His shtick is a product of copying others.


    He expected to be caught by a bodybuilding.com user, but thought this would turn into some legendary 20 page thread before that happened. He underestimated the detective work of clutchfans.
     
  8. IBTL

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    Yeah I would commit moniker suicide right about now if I were you too.

    I don't know about you, but annoying, dorky, try too hard asian guy shtick was getting tired.

    He didn't expect jack. He is a monumental dork. Who would steal another post from a dead poster on another board?:confused:

    then post as their own under another moniker here?then reply to their own OP? I know there are some cool asian guys out there, and this dude is not one of them.

    Say what you want about DD at least Dadakota was just annoying about his budinger and brooks takes. This guy is bar none the biggest tool here. and thats saying a lot.
     
  9. RV6

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    He can be a monumental dork AND still expect to be caught. He probably gets off on watching this unfold and later being caught, since both elicit a sudden shift of emotions from people.
     
  10. sew

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    You guys all claim he's trolling (which I agree with), yet you guys give him exactly what he wants?

    Believe it or not, Paul is winning this battle.
     
  11. Jontro

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    Nope. Because this is the last time we'll take his bait. amirite gais?

    OK maybe this and the next one. But that's IT.
     
  12. SpaceCityKid

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    Paul will love you long loooong time.

    i finally figured out that he likes to hold his ankles while he massages das sausage. Hence the "shattering of ankles".
     
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  14. RedRedemption

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    You forgot about brian_chapman.
    Thoroughly described Greg Oden's penis hardness and shape in the Greg Oden cellphone picture thread and then said something about his wife and anal.
    Later on bragged about selling a potentially hazardous baby crib on craigslist.
     
  15. heypartner

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    ok. i'm going to go download newsroom and BB right now...

    anyone with me.
     
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  17. Kam

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    Do me a favor. In fact, everyone do me a favor.

    Let's never ever bring up brian_chapman again. There is a poster here that has that in his signature, I wish they would remove it.

    brian_chapman is a legit bad person, and I will leave it at that. Erase him from your memories, let's pretend he never existed.
     
  18. tmoney1101

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    oh, c'mon kam. let your hair down.
     
  19. percicles

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    This all I have.

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  20. Kam

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    You know what a good thread is? One that isn't copied and hasn't been done before.

    Epic threads here happen naturally. One of those was the Girl at the bus stop thread. You can't just say, hey let me make a thread and try to make it an epic one. Doesn't work like that. It comes out of no where.

    No one ever says, I'm going to throw a perfect game. It just happens.
     

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