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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by TheRaven, Oct 14, 2002.

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  1. TheRaven

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    The Cowgirls (including #22) on the sidelines during the game looking like someone just ran over their dog...
    Jerry Jones up in the box wringing his hands like he was waiting on a prostrate exam, watching the fans leave the stadium like there was a fire...
    Dave Campo crossing the field grinning like a r****ded janitor to shake hands after that risen-from-the-dead, gift-wrapped-by-Carolina victory, thinking he's Lombardi reincarnated (and thanking God he still had a job)...
    Quincy Carter's post-game routine like he knew all all along the Cowgirls were coming back (and thinking to himself he's the new John Elway) after having his ass ground into the turf or running for his life all afternoon...
    Cowgirl fans talking like this was a "turn-it-around-game" that will save the season and send their Little Boys back to playoff greatness. Talk about grasping at straws...
    Trust me...
    Nobody still takes any of them seriously...
     
  2. Behad

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    "Quote TheRaven.....nevermore"



    Oh, and I agree!
     
  3. CriscoKidd

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    I doubt there are many Cowboy fans that think they have a serious shot at the playoffs. Certainly not I.

    Should they happen to luck themselves into the playoffs, they would be crushed.
     
  4. Surfguy

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    Pathetic is how Carolina let the slip game away.

    Your vent is right up there in second because it is all homegrown BS. You just shined a light for everyone to see. Amen brother! :rolleyes:

    Your rant is about as stupid as one I've ever heard. You should look toward counseling for your problem.
     
  5. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.
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    The cowboys have fallen so far from grace (and a return seems to distant) that it's really not worth the energy to hate them this much anymore.
     
  6. MadMax

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    hate can sometimes turn to satisfaction...i think yoda said that once. :D
     
  7. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.
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    Don't get me wrong; I was the biggest hater of all at one time....but what's left to hate now?

    It seems pointless to hate the few pathetic souls who still believe.
     
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    Im glad I read this thread, I didnt even know the cowboys still played football. Good to know, I can go back to rooting for my two favorite teams. One of them is whoever the cowboys play
     
  9. Castor27

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    I hope you are using that term loosely :D
     
  10. TheRaven

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    Point well made.
    It's like Peter Lorre to Humphrey Bogart:
    Lorre: "You hate me, don't you?"
    Bogart: "If I took any time to think about you I would."
    Pardon my misguided waste of energy and cyberspace.
     
  11. MacBeth

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    In order to stop hating the Cowboys, they would have to be entirely comprised of nuns, relatives of mine that I like, and volunteers at children's hospitals, donate all their salaries and proceeds to charities despite having free admittance for underpriveledged kids, play the game without a single penalty except those gotten when earnestly pointing out to the linesmen that they themselves were probably just a tad early on that last snap, and after the games going to visit the local prisons to help former Cowboys make a fresh start in their lives....and even then it would be tough....
     
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    Hey, somebody's two timing the message boards!

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    Monday October 14, 2002 7:45 PM (NEW!)



    The Cowgirls (including #22) on the sidelines during the game looking like someone just ran over their dog...
    Jerry Jones up in the box wringing his hands like he was waiting on a prostrate exam, watching the fans leave the stadium like there was a fire...
    Dave Campo crossing the field grinning like a r****ded janitor to shake hands after that risen-from-the-dead, gift-wrapped-by-Carolina victory, thinking he's Lombardi reincarnated (and thanking God he still had a job)...
    Quincy Carter's post-game routine like he knew all all along the Cowgirls were coming back (and thinking to himself he's the new John Elway) after having his ass ground into the turf or running for his life all afternoon...
    Cowgirl fans talking like this was a "turn-it-around-game" that will save the season and send their Little Boys back to playoff greatness...
    Spare me...
    Nobody still takes any of them seriously.
     
  13. Behad

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    Um, that post won't occur for another 3 hours and 36 minutes? :confused: :confused:
     
  14. drapg

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    holy crap that is hilarious!
     
  15. Behad

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    From a recent email I received:

    > >
    > > Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys
    > > and the Taliban ?
    > > A . The Taliban has a running game
    > >
    > > Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have
    > > in common?
    > > A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up and
    > > yell "Jesus Christ."
    > >
    > > Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboys player out of
    > > your yard?
    > > A. Put up goal posts.
    > >
    > > Q. Where do you go in Dallas in case of a tornado?
    > > A. Texas Stadium - they never get a touchdown there.
    > >
    > > Q. Why doesn't Fort Worth have a professional
    > > football team?
    > > A. Because then Dallas would want one.
    > >
    > > Q. Why was Dave Campo upset when the Cowboys
    > > playbook was stolen?
    > > A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
    > >
    > > Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys
    > > and a dollar bill?
    > > A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar
    > > bill.
    > >
    > > Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV
    > > watching the Super Bowl?
    > > A. The Dallas Cowboys.
    > >
    > > Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and possums have in
    > > common?
    > > A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the
    > > road.
    > >
    > > Q. How can you tell when the Dallas Cowboys are
    > > going to run the football?
    > > A. Emmitt leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.
    > >
     
  16. Surfguy

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    Haha...what a moron! Look at me...I'm going around dissing a football team. Whoopity doo. Check some of the other NFL boards...he may have posted there as well.

    He must be really proud that he has such excellent command over the flammatory Cowboy rhetoric. :D
     
  17. mav3434

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    I know, it's whack, I think my computer/profile/timezone settings for the Texans message board are messed up.

    Edit: I just checked in again and it told me it's 10:39 pm.
     
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  18. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet
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    It doesn't stop us from hating the Jazz though, does it?
     
  19. RC Cola

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    Cowboy fan here. I am slightly angry at this thread, but I realize many of you hate the Cowboys like the Jazz, or maybe even more. Because of that, I'm trying to understand you and let this go.

    As for the Cowboys, before the season I thought they possibly had a shot at the playoffs. With injuries to key players and just plain bad football, its pretty obvious to tell they probably won't make it. (probably because there have been strange things that have happened in the NFL.) I've realized that the coaches somehow thought a big, strong, yet slow O-Line would work in the West Coast O, but this is obviously not the case. Bad decisions on key plays have also been bad things made by the coaches. As for the players, most are doing well. QC, although not a great QB, has improved greatly, imo. He still makes some mistakes, but he also makes some good decisions as well. Plus, he seems to have a little luck on his side. :p Bryant has stepped in very well in the 2nd WR spot. Defensive line has played pretty well, also. That's about all I have to say. Oh yeah, we're better than the Vikings and Bengals. :D (probably more too, but those were the only ones on the top of my head.)
     
  20. A-Train

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    The Cowboys will NEVER.....EVER get anywhere with Quincy Carter at quarterback, I can GUARAN-DIDDLEY-TEE you that...
     

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