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Parody: Transcript of Silas Meeting Rockets Players

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Rocket River, Feb 25, 2021.

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  1. Rocket River

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    TRANSCRIPTS FROM SILAS First MEETING THE ROCKETS PLAYERS

    Silas: Heya James nice to meet you
    Harden: Yea man . . . Just trying to see what you got.
    Silas: Kool Kool. . .so check this. . . you will bring the ball up
    Harden: a’ight the same ole
    Silas: Yea . . so once you pass half court you going to pass to BMAC
    Harden: Ok
    Silas: Bmac going to do a Dribble handoff to Tucker.
    Harden: Dribble hand off?
    Silas: Yea to Tucker. . . . Then Tucker will dribble to the middle
    Harden: Tucker is going to Dribble?? The basketball??
    Silas: Yea . . Then you are going to set a back screen on House’s man
    Harden: ooooo Kay?
    Silas: Then House is going to be open for a beautiful jumper from the Elbow.
    Harden: House? Danuel house? From the elbow?
    Silas: Beautiful basketball
    Harden: Wait Wait. . let me get this straight. I’m going to bring the ball up, pass to Bmac . . who will dribble hand off to Tuck . . then tuck will DRIBBLE THE BALL
    Silas: RIGHT!
    Harden: Then I set a back screen to get a elbow jumper for DANUEL House?
    Silas: BEAUTIFUL BASKETBALL!!!!
    Harden: WHAT DA F*CK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT IT?
    Silas: We can make some tweaks to fix anything
    Harden: Fix this? Fix This? House Raining Jumpers from the Elbow?? Nah Nah . . . We can’t fix this!!
    [​IMG]




    Silas: Heya Westie! Russ! Nice to meet you
    Westbrook: Bet! We Good!
    Silas: So we going to rotate You and Harden
    Westbrook: Cool
    Silas: so you going to bring the ball up
    Westbrook: Makes sense
    Silas: Then you are going to pass it to BMAC
    Westbrook: Who is that?
    Silas: The shortish guy with the braids – Shoots 3s
    Westbrook: Ok . . .got ya .. Then he pass it back to me for a 22 foot jumper?
    Silas: uhm no . . he will dribble hand off to Tucker
    Westbrook: Tucker . .. .Tucker? Tuck. .
    Silas: The baldheaded Thicc dude that shoots 3s in the corner. . .with the shoe collection?
    Westbrook: Yea Yea Yea!! Tucker . . . ok. . .Then he passes it to me for a straight line drive?
    Silas: No .. .you will set a back pick for House?
    Westbrook looks at Silas questioning.
    Silas: Danual house. . . He got braids and was kicked out the bubble last year
    Westbrook: OH YEA! House My Man! My Guy!
    Silas: Then House will get the ball for an Elbow Jumper. Beautiful Basketball
    Westbrook: Then I get the Rebound and putback!
    Silas: No. . . House is going to hit the shot and we go back on defense
    Westbrook: House? Going to hit the shot? Come on now buddy. . . .
    Silas: He is . . then we get back on
    Westbrook: Man *laughter* . . . . setup plays for House? Man get me the f*ck out here!
    [​IMG]



    Silas: hey Tuck! Tucker! PJ!
    PJ: What’s up Coach. I am ready to get going!
    Silas: GREAT - So Harden or Westie gonna bring the ball up
    PJ: like always
    Silas: Then Pass to BMAC
    Pj: Oh a New Wrinkle. . . Kool
    Silas: Then he going to dribble hand off to you, then you dribble to . .
    PJ: ME . . . Dribble?
    Silas: Yea
    PJ: Dribbling . .. Me?
    PJ reaches for a paper bag. Starts breathing into it.
    Silas: You ok?
    Pj: Panic . . . attack . . .
    [​IMG]





    Silas: Hey BMAC. How are you?
    BMAC: I am feeling good. . . . nervous
    Silas: Great. Great. So the offense is going to a bit different
    BMac: Understood
    Silas: Harden or Westbrook will bring the ball up and You are going to come toward them
    BMAC: I’m in the game?? IM IN THE GAME!!!
    Silas: Yea and
    BMAC: I’M IN THE GAME!! I’M ON THE COURT!!
    Silas: Yea . . Then Harden will pass it to you
    BMAC: I TOUCH THE BALL!!! I TOUCH THE BALL!!
    Bmac rocks back and forward crying
    BMAC: I get to touch the ball . . . ..
    [​IMG]




    Silas: Hey Danuel. How are you?
    House: Good Good
    Silas: ok. So I want you down on the low block when Harden brings the ball up
    House: I’M STILL ON THE TEAM!!! WHEW!!
    Silas: Yea
    House: I’M STILL ON THE TEAM!!!!
    House Embraces Silas in a bearhug and cries into his shoulder
    House: I’m still on the team . .
    [​IMG]


    Silas: Hey Uhm Eric How are you doing?
    EGO: I’m good . .. what’s my role on the team
    Silas: Man F*ck it. . . Just have fun
    [​IMG]

    Rocket River
     
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    Somebody has some free time
     
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    LMAO.
     
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    I didn't read all of it but I liked for the effort...and the first one was good...once I scrolled and saw more though I was out...
     
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  5. Rocket River

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    Far too much

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    I have a couple of extra hours of free time bout every other day ... if ya know what I mean
     
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  7. Rocket River

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    YEP! LOL

    Rocket River
     
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    well not always 2 full hours , sometimes I make it to halftime lol
     
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    Lol, the Westbrook and Tucker part is good.

    Well, tired from reading all the complaining thread (and checking the tankathon site for keeping up the percentage of our pick) so these kind of thread is refreshing :D
     
    #9 sefril, Feb 25, 2021
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    Underrated thread. Deserves more likes and posts.
     
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    Silas Beginning of the year: FINALLY . . . I get to be head coach of Professional NBA Players
    Silas Now looking at his squad: WTF Is this ????

    Rocket River
     
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    A YEAR LATER
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    what is even more hilarious is that the real thing is 100% and 100 TIMES more hilarious than the parody transcript.....
     
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    silas: [pep talks to team]
    ...
    ...
    48 mins later
    ...
    ...
    silas: [crying at the podium]
     
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    Silas: Oh John! John F'ing Wall, my man!!!!

    Wall: Whaddup Coach!

    Silas: Keep it to yourself, but we're trading for you and I'm going to let you ISO to your heart's content.

    Wall: Whoa, wow, I've only dreamed of playing this way. So me and Harden are going to ISO, right?

    Silas: No, non, no, no, no! Harden will play off ball and YOU will be our main scorer. No one will expect that, trust me I'm an offensive genius.

    Wall: Sign Boogie and I'm all in coach!

     
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    you forgot writing on the chalkboard all the home losses
    [​IMG]
     
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    Appreciation of beautiful basketball

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    #20 Rocket River, Apr 9, 2023
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