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Paris Hilton

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Smokey, Feb 1, 2007.

  1. GRENDEL

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    Whatever it is that's painted on her skeleton ;)
     
  2. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    I've never gotten the big hype about this skank, either. She's not anything special, more like the average club chick you would bring home at the end of the night.
     
  3. Mr. Brightside

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    If she wasn't famous, she would be one of the hottest models out there. Most definitely would hit.
     
  4. Billyp

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    I would hit it and then immediately get tested the next morning lol.
     
  5. Kam

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    i'd hit it.
     
  6. kaleidosky

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  7. smoothie

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    of course i would.
     
  8. Kam

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    Hmmm.


    The things I would do to her.
     
  9. rodrick_98

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    didn't we have a thread a few months ago about getting tested....



    man it sounded painful........ i'm still sticking with my original vote. :D
     
  10. Lynus302

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    I get cold sores, aka herpes simplex 1. I've been getting them since I was 10 or 11, i.e. long before any contact with any females ever occured in my life. In other words, just because you have a script for Valtrex, it doesn't mean you have genital herpes, aka simplex 2.

    Now before anyone jumps on any perceived stupidity on my part, I am well aware that we are talking about Paris Hilton, who ain't exactly a nun, but still. My point is made.

    And yes, I'd hit that sh*t for all it was worth. I'd make her buy me all kinds of crap, too.
     
  11. Shroopy2

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    I'll go with the "knowing what you know now" approach and would that affect the decision to or not....from all the overhyped glitz and glam and crappy personality, always doing the SAME pose each picture, from her just generally making an ass of herself in public and in private, and on raunchy sex tapes....
    probably... :D
     
  12. hooroo

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    she looks like a caucasian ladyboy.
     
  13. david_rocket

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    Yeah why not? its doable, but obviously not to be a serious gf.
     
  14. Davidoff

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    Tina Fey says "Paris Hilton looks like a tranny up close".. I'll pass..

    Link
     
  15. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    I would have her tested for STDs and then I would say HELL NO to screwing her.
     
  16. CDogg

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    I'd hit it, but with some triple condoms on, cus u wouldn't know where that holes been....
     
  17. swilkins

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    With protection, of course I would.

    And then I would post it. :)
     
  18. macalu

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    i'd rail the snottiness out of her.
     
  19. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    Tap it and don't wrap it !
     
  20. rrj_gamz

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    I call bs for those who say no...I'm sure most of you have been with much worse skanks before...I'm just saying...

    oh, and yes, I'd hit it... :eek:
     

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