what the heck is "an official lab technician of the Oscar Torres Fan Club"? Is he really so popular as to need a "lab technician" :confuse:
yes he is that popular...my daily task include radiation testing, protein assays to make sure he is in top shape, dna cloning so we can make minnie OZ to take on those two filipino midgets and so forth and so on. i take my job seriously.
First off, I'm not that attracted to blondes. That doesn't mean I won't find one attractive. It is just rare for me. Second, I HATE giant fake boobs. I think they look stupid. Third, I HATE fake boobs even more when the woman wearing them is so skinny that you can see her bones protruding through her skin. Ick! Fourth, I don't like tans - especially canned one's. Fifth, any woman who's sexual resume includes Tommy Lee and Kid Rock is immideately off my list of attractive women. Finally, I find women who look intellegent sexy and women who don't not sexy. This doesn't mean that I can't find dumb-looking women empirically attractive, just that I tend to like women who look like they know more than they should. So, to summarize, I do not find Pamela Anderson attractive because she is a tan, bubble-headed, skinny, blonde with big giant plastic boobs who not only slept with Tommy Lee and Kid Rock but found them likeable enough to be either married to or involved with them. By the way, the most attractive woman to me is the one in the picture below. <img src="http://www.brilliantcostumejewels.com/graphics/aboutpic.jpg">
You forgot, Brett Michaels from Poison and Richie whats his name from Bon Jovi and I'm sure theres a few more Rock Stars. Geeez what a skanky H-O-E! BTW I agree, Jeff is a smooth operator!
