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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by ROXTXIA, Aug 3, 2016.

  1. rockpileindisma

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    The reason I like what's happening here is because it's super unique to have someone start a paragraph about how people make him uncomfortable while speaking of jerking off and then finishing it off with a story about ten year olds beating off. Got to love a good plot twist
     
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  3. DonKnock

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    @Batman Jones yea I never got the appeal of masquerading as a homosexual on the internet. So I just assume all of these posters are actually homosexual and keep it moving
     
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  4. Chamillionaire

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    I thought circle jerk was only a figure of speech and in p*rn. Never knew people actually did that chit. Smh.
     
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  5. FTW Rockets FTW

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    What the hell is going on in this thread? I thought Codman broke some insider news

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  6. rockpileindisma

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    Nice! Third party comes in and agrees with said person but totally ignores the paragraph regarding the 5th grade beat session
     
  7. Pen15clubber

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    Did someone just assume my sexuality in 2016
     
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    Is this code? I'm not sure which players like to circle jerk, but I'm guessing it means we are getting Dwight back.
     
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  9. don grahamleone

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    Not much pen15clubbing fodder in the last 48 hours, I may have to channel some Zlatan stuff from the Man U tie from earlier. #BORINGJODAY
     
  10. FTW Rockets FTW

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    Why the F did Jose bring on the Afro?
     
  11. Batman Jones

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    Actually I was NOT ready to cook up my limp biscuit. That's why I left. I have a lot of gay friends and I'm in no way homophobic but I do not enjoy imagining you guys "fapping."
     
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  12. Batman Jones

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    You were the ONLY one that got that.
     
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  13. Batman Jones

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    I am pleased to have given so many a little entertainment for the day. #notfappingthough
     
  14. Pen15clubber

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    That makes one of us
     
  15. don grahamleone

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    That wasn't pk worthy. The Portuguese Afro was not to blame. He's a good possession player and they were trying to run out some clock. ManU is in the middle of a terrible luck streak. That's two recently that could have been W's that turned into double L's (aka a tie).
     
  16. FTW Rockets FTW

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    More like 4 - Everton, Arsenal, West Ham, Stoke....
     
  17. DonKnock

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    Usually adults don't comment on sexual acts of minors. I suppose this is Trumps America now though..
     
  18. heypartner

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    What's extra funny about this is the real Batman probably had a similar childhood experience, which is why he became a dark, brooding, loner in a world of fappers, which is why @Batman Jones loves him

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    And let's not forget the one time Batman went to the Sex Musuem in Ansterdam

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    And the time he saved Robin from a night of debauchery in Club Gotham

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    And then when Batman does drink alcohol

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  19. Tom Bombadillo

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    If you won't make the bald man cry with your Rocket brothers, I call you Sir, a FRAUD!

    I know girls on this forum that would hook Trevor up with a blowjob, so you need to step your game up Batfleck!
     
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  20. Pen15clubber

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    Screw it I'll be yer boyfriend
     

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