p*rn industry seeks federal bailout

The p*rn industry must decide whether to pull out and seek other endeavors or to ride out the DEEPrestion and save face.

 

Damn I'm so close. I'm almost there. But I can't come up with a joke.

The economy will now surely explode in the face of recession.

 

I'm not sure their statements were firm enough to persuade Congress. They need to get on their knees for some swift and serious action.

 

C...C...C...C...Combo Breaker!

 

We need some Alexis Texas pics.
Where's the guy that went to college in TX with her?

 

Reason for the bailout is the fact folks can now download "Girls with low self-esteem" on their PC instead of paying for it.

 

In fact, you might say we just ate Uter and he's in our stomachs right now! Wait. Scratch that one.

 

The government should go ahead and do it. They just have to keep an eye out for shady characters like Deep Throat to prevent outrage and avoid a scandal.

 

BRILLIANT

 

Anne Hathaway

 

Does Back Door Sushi need a bailout?

 

What I wouldn't give to prop up her assets.

 

lol I saw some of those videos. What was up with that guy doing those magic tricks? That was one goofy guy.

 

Well before doing it, Congress should see the size of the package presented and get a firm on it, before shooting all their jack at them.

 

SOme guy called G-O-B or something like that.