Owen Wilson suicide attempt? Bonus news: Nick Hogan in horrible accident

when I saw that pic I thought it was Bunblebee.

 

His brief statement didn't confirm or deny the suicide attempt, which seems a bit odd. Perhaps there's some truth to the situation.

Reuters

 

Read some speculation that a recent break-up with Kate Hudson and how she found a new beau had something to do with it.

 

she dumped him for that dude Dax Shepherd from Season 1 of Punk'd, he was also in Employee of the Month with Dane Cook and Jessica Simpson

 

wow id be pretty depressed too if i got dumped for that dueche

 

yeah that guy has TOOL written all over him.

 

He's actually a really nice person.

 

I hope "The Butterscotch Stallion" gets better soon.

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Owen Wilson licks butt for two hours
Permalink | Thursday - July 14, 2005

Page Six reports that Owen Wilson - also known as the 'Butterscotch Stallion' - allegedly brought a woman back to his hotel room and licked her butt for over two hours.

"It's like, 'Who cares?' " Wilson told Rolling Stone when asked about the item. "I play it as it lays. OK, so I may not be the greatest lover in the world. Well, let's make that angle work. There's lots of different paths to the waterfall. You don't have to be Don Juan. And wasn't it Gloria Steinem who said that women have to be responsible for their own orgasms? Well, I take her at her word. I'll do my best, OK, but at a certain point you've got to, like, you know..."

That's possibly the most confusing thing I've ever heard a celebrity say about sex. Look, if you're penis isn't big enough to make a woman orgasm then just say so. Don't dance around the subject by talking about waterfalls, and Gloria Steinem, and all the other weird reasons you might have for licking a girl's butt for two hours. And really, there's no reason to be licking anything for that long, let alone a girl's butt. Her poo could be actual Swiss chocolate, and it still wouldn't make sense to lick that thing for more than twenty minutes tops.

 

Agreed. My wife and her friends were out for a batchelorette party and kicked off the evening at a Dallas restaurant for dinner. Luke and Owen Wilson were there. They asked the two actors for some pictures, since it was a special occasion, and Owen said, "Sure!" So each of the girls got a photo with Owen, and spent some time chatting with him too.

She said he (Owen) was really nice and personable. Luke on the other hand...not as much.

 

Suicide attempts are funny!

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They apologized a couple days later.

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Thats the same things most of the ladies working in the many gentlemens establishments in dallas say about owen. The dude is a legendary party animal in dallas.

 

I heard Owen Wilson broke his nose while playing flag football during his days at UT. He then never bothered to get his nose fixed. I don't know if this is true, but it sounds funny.

 

Forgive me for being a bit jaded, but....

I've always considered failed suicide attempts as nothing more than a childish attempt at getting sympathy.

Let's be honest - if you really wanted to be dead, you'd be dead - you wouldn't have survived. A bullet in the head is pretty difficult (though not impossible) to survive. Don't want the split-second of pain? You could certainly concoct a nice cocktail that would put you into permanent sleep. The ol' "lethal injection" solution could also do the trick. There are many suicide methods that can provide reliable results.

But whenever I hear about someone who tried to "kill themselves" by "intentional overdose" or slitting their wrists..... Gimme a break.

I've even seen people showing off their wrist scars.

Come on. Don't be such a baby. If you want sympathy, you don't have mine. You're pathetic.

If you really want to die, blow your friggin' head off.

 

Man, tell us how you really feel...

I actually feel the same way...

 

Slitting your wrist is actually a very effective method of suidice, it's just that most people the try it fail to follow the cardinal rule...

 

Totally agree.

 

I agree...but I still feel bad for the individual and the fact that they feel they need all that attention...shows they need a lot of help.

 

Those aren't really suicidals (lack of a better word).. they're just weird Emo kids who listen to Simple Plan. Actually, listening to Simple Plan would make anyone suicidal.

 

i'm just shocked at how people actually have guts to carry the attempted suicides out and not be successful.

i cringe when i hear people slit their wrists.

i can't even bring myself to pop my own knuckles!

 

That's funny cuz that's how I'm going to do it next, this time I'm really going to do it.