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[Ouch!!! News] MMA Fighter Ray Elbe Snapped Penis In Two During Sexytime

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by percicles, Dec 18, 2012.

  1. jayhow92

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    .... There isn't a bone running through the middle of your penis. Come on man...
     
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    What if you ingest one through your penis?
     
  5. sugrlndkid

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    your penis shouldn't swallow..:)
     
  6. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    Didn't someone (Madonna?) do this to Dennis Rodman?
     
  7. WhoMikeJames

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    Don't google penile fracture.
     
  8. Rocket River

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    I will take your word for it

    Rocket River
     
  9. Invisible Fan

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    zzzzzz

    Anyone remember that Married With Children episode where Al gets circumcized and couldn't get it up because it would rip his stitches?
     
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    No but I went through the same experience as a 15 year old boy. Much more difficult at that age due to hormones.
     
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    why would someone ressurect this thread on christmas? that is a grinch move
     

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