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[Ouch!!! News] MMA Fighter Ray Elbe Snapped Penis In Two During Sexytime

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by percicles, Dec 18, 2012.

  1. ROXRAN

    ROXRAN Contributing Member

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    No more ride ride for me. From now on, I'm in control!
     
  2. ROXTXIA

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    Yeah, she's gonna have to be super uper nice to him from now on.

    Otherwise, if single:

    "Oh, wait; you're the one who broke that guy's wang, right?" (backing up, shaking head) "Nope. Nope. No, thanks."
     
  3. plcmts17

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    Brokeback Johnson
     
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    she took a viagra too?
     
  5. RockFanFirst

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    ...and I thought the phrase "I broke one off in her ***" was just an expression. Turns out it's real.
     
  6. Two Sandwiches

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    Yeah, this kind of stuff happens. Always makes me shudder when I hear about it.

    I will not explain any further, but I've heard of a story where a prisoner overdosed on viagara and had an erection for 48 hours before getting taken to the hospital. The end result is not pretty.
     
  7. Nook

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    I represented a client that had something similar to this happen. While it is not common, it happens far more than you would think.
     
  8. RV6

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    That's why you keep your hands on her hips...
     
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    1) Why would you take Viagra in prison?

    2) Could you elaborate on the "end results".

    EX-PLO-SION?
     
  10. LC Rox Fan

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    Okay I just felt a chill run down my spine after reading that...I'm done
     
  11. Damion Laverne

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    No more ride 'em cowgirl!
     
  12. rocketsjudoka

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    To be honest I envy the guy a bit. Clearly he has a hot GF who really gets into sex and this:
    Although if he is having a three way in the Philippines with a stitched up penis he better use a lot of protection.
     
  13. Voice of Reason

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    Ouch
     
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    His girlfriend was kind of a CHOCOLATE CRUSH kind of girl. :eek:
     
  16. Relentless

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    Using the term "sexytime" will never be cool. Carry on.
     
  17. ferrari77

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    Nah man, that's why you have them grind on it and not go up and down.
    They can wild out while grinding a lil safer than when up and down motions are involved.

    Also, any correlation between penis breakage while the chick is riding and the size or lack there of a penis?
    Just axsing!
     
  18. ferrari77

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    Good to know you feel that way.

    Sexytime carry on.
     
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    Hay gais, I'm a virgin and what is this?
     

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