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Oral sex question

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Dookie Sandwich, Jan 19, 2007.

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  1. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Member

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    So you let her do YOU... and... why??? Sounds like it's not a fair exchange with all due respect, brother :( . You care nothing at all for some chick, but you let her put her mouth around your [HARDCORE p*rn REFERENCE DELETED BY MODERATOR] ????

    "I like that sh*t. 'Cuz you don't have CHLAMYDIA... that sh*t is EVERYWHERE."

    :rolleyes:

    Please tell me why it's ok and fair to you. I am not trying to argue anything... I just want to know why you don't let it be fair, yo. :eek:
     
    #61 SwoLy-D, Jan 19, 2007
  2. SirCharlesFan

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    Because I don't care.
     
    #62 SirCharlesFan, Jan 19, 2007
  3. Falcons Talon

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    Don't hate the playa, hate the game!!!
     
    #63 Falcons Talon, Jan 19, 2007
  4. SwoLy-D

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    Nice. ;) Selfish... but NICE. :)

    I just want to preach GIVING here, brother.
     
    #64 SwoLy-D, Jan 19, 2007
  5. brentdapmp

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    and to those who have never hooked up a girl before trust me DO IT she will (in the words of Lil John) shake like a salt shaker :cool:
     
    #65 brentdapmp, Jan 19, 2007
  6. Austin70

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    All of this brings up another part, the bird of love, the Swalllow.
     
    #66 Austin70, Jan 19, 2007
  7. Falcons Talon

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    THAT'S IT!!!

    I'M TAKING THE REST OF THE DAY OFF!!!
     
    #67 Falcons Talon, Jan 19, 2007
  8. macalu

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    is there anything worse than giving and suddenly getting a wind of poo whiff? clean your bungholes!
     
    #68 macalu, Jan 19, 2007
  9. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Uh, wow. Now I understand your feelings towards women. ;)
     
    #69 Rocketman95, Jan 19, 2007
  10. swilkins

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    I just lost my appetite.
     
    #70 swilkins, Jan 19, 2007
  11. Uprising

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    You never go ass to mouth!

    Randal Graves: Well, once you're done chomping down on the no-no parts of your lover you kiss them, right? That's just like going ass to mouth.

    :D :D
     
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  12. brentdapmp

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    this thread is useless without pics
     
    #72 brentdapmp, Jan 19, 2007
  13. rrj_gamz

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    LMAO!!!

    Its not just when your giving, which I absolutey love to do, but when in doggie position...WTF is that...
     
    #73 rrj_gamz, Jan 19, 2007
  14. Falcons Talon

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    Man...you guys(or your partners) are doing something VERY wrong... :confused:
     
    #74 Falcons Talon, Jan 19, 2007
  15. macalu

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    alls i'm sayings is through the natural course of oral sex there sometimes exist a wind drift that causes certain unflavorable scents to accidently hit your olfactory senses.
     
    #75 macalu, Jan 19, 2007
  16. macalu

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    that's when i utilize the, "baby, you look so hot in this shirt, why don't you keep it on for me" line. then i proceed to use the shirt as a filter. :eek:
     
    #76 macalu, Jan 19, 2007
  17. ima_drummer2k

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    Sh*t happens.
    Literally.
     
    #77 ima_drummer2k, Jan 19, 2007
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  18. Lil Pun

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    True. Should women swallow? I mean, I am always swallowing my girls juices, why shouldn't she swallow mine? She refuses to do so though.

    Also, I remember an unpleasant experience where I was sitting with my uncle and my aunt and for some reason they were talking about their sex life and oral sex in particular. My aunt says and I quote: "You think that stuff [semen] would taste better since we have to swallow it." I had never heard anything so funny yet revolting in my life. :D :(

    I also remember working at Pizza Inn back in high and two girls were talking about oral sex and one of them said she was hooking her boyfriend up in the parking lot one night after work and it [semen] started squirting everywhere she said. Then the other girl said and I quote: "You idiot, you're supposed to swallow it." Another funny moment as well. :D

    Here is a question about oral I have always found interesting. If the girl is ugly, is getting a BJ from her less worse than sexing her? I have heard many arguments from many, different men about how they would let any girl give them a BJ but would not have sex with just any old girl. Is that the norm thinking?
     
    #78 Lil Pun, Jan 19, 2007
  19. macalu

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    add me to the list.
     
    #79 macalu, Jan 19, 2007
  20. brentdapmp

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    yes it is not as bad as having to sex her up. When receiving a BJ you don't have to look at her face.
     
    #80 brentdapmp, Jan 19, 2007
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