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Oral sex question

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Dookie Sandwich, Jan 19, 2007.

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  1. A-Train

    A-Train Member

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    Seriously, how does a woman NOT know how to give a BJ? You put your lips on it and move your head back and forth. If you've sucked a lollypop, you've given a BJ. It's not rocket science, ladies...
     
  2. rockbox

    rockbox Around before clutchcity.com

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    Both are eqaul. However I don't care who I recieve it from as long as they are female and aren't grotesquely deformed where as I'm more selective on the giving end.
     
  3. finalsbound

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    Yes smartass but there's certain ways to touch a man, you don't want to put your tongue somewhere it doesn't belong, or, whem using your hand as well, grasp with too firm a grip. And I highly doubt people suck that hard on a lolly pop.

    Guys always have certain spots that are more pleasurable, not everyone is the same...
     
  4. rockbox

    rockbox Around before clutchcity.com

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    One word

    Teeth!!!
     
  5. Lil Pun

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    She's right A-Train, there's something more to giving head than just simulating lollipop action.
     
  6. A-Train

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    You're putting your tongue on a guy's schlong, and you're worried about putting it somewhere it doesn't belong? You must have a really long tongue. :D
     
  7. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    What Deckard said - experience, experience, experience. You'll look back a year from now and say to yourself that you and FinDawg have come a long way (sexually) compared to when you'all first started out.
     
  8. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Yes, that is not a good thing to have happen to you during that act - feel teeth on that part of your genitalia.
     
  9. ima_drummer2k

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    Well, that's the general idea...

    LOL, I'm glad my girlfriend doesn't talk about our sex life on Clutchfans! :eek: ;)
     
  10. SwoLy-D

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    Ummm... I am not really likin' that finalsbound is giving us so much info... I don't know why, but it's getting weird...

    Hmmm, you could always not do the ORAL thing, and help with your hand.

    Oral sex stimulates not only your salivary glands, it exercises the muscles "down there" for both genders, and creates EXTRA secretion to prevent friction, and the necessary fluids to kill the remaining acids that could potentially kill the offspring from both genders (the pre-thing). :eek:

    Yeah, I know THAT much and much more.

    Alls I am saying is that EVERYONE should do it. DO IT. DO IT. It helps in the "main course", as Mr. Deckard has explained.

    "ooo-uh, ooo-uh! [dancing, waving finger] Yeah, mannn... " - the Oh-face dude
     
  11. steddinotayto

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    The more you give, the more you receive.
     
  12. JuanValdez

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    I know when you're an expert at something, you can't figure out why it's so hard for other people.
     
  13. professorjay

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    I don't know about you, but I've had bj's that were better than others. There's no such thing as getting bad head (except for the obvious extremes), but there's such thing as getting great head.
     
  14. professorjay

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    LOL! :D
     
  15. A-Train

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    That's a low blow, man...low blow. My knowledge of oral sex is really ahead of the curve...
     
  16. Falcons Talon

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    You don't know yo. My ex-used your technique...Let's just say it was not very good, but she thought she was good. I've now seen the light!!
     
  17. brentdapmp

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    damn this is one crazy thread......but back to the subject at hand my last girlfriend did not like to receive it. Is it just me or is a girl crazy if she does not like to receive. I have been blessed with one of the greatest talents known to man and she did not want to take advantage of it. Of course she did not like to give either. She needs to branch out and try new things. I don't know who she was with before but obviously they were not doing it right.
     
  18. ima_drummer2k

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    At least you have a clean slate to start with. Not to mention a clean [HARDCORE p*rn REFERENCE DELETED BY MODERATOR]....
     
  19. GRENDEL

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    Like may of the guys have said and I agree with them, there is definately a wrong way for a chick to give a BJ and it seems like I've dated most of them

    Anyway, I've always been a believer that it should be equal if you do it to her, the favor should be returned
     
  20. SirCharlesFan

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    I'll be honest, I have received but never given. It's not that I'm opposed to giving, but it's not something that I'm gonna do to some chick that I'm not real serious about. I went with giving > just because of that.
     

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