Actually, if you love your car more than the woman, then yes... the car is more valuable. Any woman that messes up your car is a piece of trash. Period
Theres a big difference between saying "dump that slut!" and going out and ruining her car or anything along those lines. At least a simple "dump that slut!" is more sane.
Weird thread, because I can't really tell if some of these posts are jokes or serious. I hope they're the former. Definitely agree with Jeff here. Being crazy about having your significant other cheat on you is not exactly an exclusive of the female gender. If anything, men are even worse because a man generally take out his frustrations directly on the woman.
You know what some "dudes" do to women that break up with them? They kill them. That's pretty, uh, "dramatic." I wouldn't want to go on about how much saner one gender is over the other.
Jeff, I think I know what you mean, but I also believe in "two wrongs don't make a right" (although three lefts DO make a right). Turn the other cheek. There must have been a reason why the person cheated in the first place, and it takes TWO to Tango... or Salsa... or Merengue... or Rumba... or whatever it is... IRONY.
If my wife did that to my car, I probably wouldn't notice, it's such a trashed up piece of ****. But, these declarations of the sanctity of the man's car are hilarious. Woud it be worse than stealing a like sum out of your bank account? Don't you have insurance on the car anyway? It is precisely because of this vanity in your vehicle that jilted women attack it, just as their vanity is offended by infidelity. Wow, you managed to disparage women and Muslims!
Nothing wrong with cheating as long as you're not married. It's a numbers game, and you should try to pad the count while you can.
I love all the internet bravado posted by guys who probably haven't been laid in years in this thread.
The woman I cheated on forgave me, and a year and a half later, when i needed her the most, she abandoned me. I'm convinced it was the perfect plot for revenge on her part. I would have gladly accepted a scratched car instead of a broken heart. If all you got was a damaged car, consider yourself lucky. P.S. women are allowed to vote now... i think.
