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Only the Houston Rockets can fix Howard's life

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by kastuul, Apr 29, 2013.

  1. kastuul

    kastuul Member

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    1. McHale will be Howard's mentor on/off the court. The Dream may help. Howard low-post's game will get better.

    2. Harden, Lin and Parsons are good teammates. They are drama-free, unselfish and take responsibility for their mistakes.

    3. We are a good 3 pts shooting team which is the best fit to play in/out with Howard.

    4. Howard wants to have fun. We have a mascot.



    Harden and Howard for H-Town.
     
  2. Fair Dinkum

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    I follow ya! Logic is sound. Unleash the Kraken!
     
  3. oogie boogie

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    #Dwight2Houston

    We gotta make that an official campaign tag.
     
  4. iconoclastic

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    We have a need for a pick and roll big and dominant rebounder/defender. Our 3 point shooting is also a good fit with him, as 3 point attempts means more offensive rebounding opportunities.

    #Houston4Dwight I think would be a better hashtag.
     
  5. Invisible Fan

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    #blah
     
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    I have never been of dwight to houston before but I'm starting to get excited about the prospect of it!
     
  7. peleincubus

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    I'm no t sure its the best move but I still want it to happen
     
  8. Morlock O

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    Fixed
     
  9. DeAleck

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    1. No state tax

    2. You don't get to see mike D'Antoni and Kobe? We don't have those here.

    3. Want to get popular in China? Here.

    4. Want Asian food? We have Yao's here. It's better than all Asian restaurants combined in LA.

    5. Our beach has oil platforms. LA's doesn't.

    6. I heard you like hot and humid weather. Houston is for you.

    7. Want a new iPad? Morey will get you one iPad per day.

    8. And I heard you like stats too. Morey teaches a class here in the front office.

    9. We are only two hours away from Lake Charles. In LA, you have to drive three hours to Las Vegas. We save you 1/3 of the time.

    10. You want to be Superman? Come to Houston... I don't know the connection, but I will make up one later.
     
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  10. Benchwarmer

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    Dwight Howard, a.k.a. Dwightmare has a bigger ego than the entire Rockets and D-league team combined. How can the current coaching staff deal with this guy, when he won't even listen to better coaches like Stan Van Gundy, Mike Brown, and Mike D'antoni in that order ?
     
  11. spdngyns69

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    No. Howard can fix Houston Rockets life by catching a damn dish in the post. For once it'd be nice to see someone besides Greg Smith do it.
     
  12. hbomb

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    #DHstandsforDwightHouston
     
  13. kastuul

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    Just look at the how JR Smith improves this year.
    His personality is not better than Howard.

    HOU is the best team to help Howard.
    It's win-win situation.
     
  14. tellitlikeitis

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    Agree with all but #4. Tan Tan over all.
     
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    /thread
     
  16. nbalopez23

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    SUPERMAN'S IN THE BUILDING!! I wanna say that
     
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    He doesn't want to just be a big likable smiley disney character. Winning is his first & only priority, & will accomplish at all costs, I think.
     
  18. danoman

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    Sihn Sihn is also pretty good.
     
  19. Fair Dinkum

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    LOL. Nice one. Especially:

    5. Our beach has oil platforms. LA's doesn't.
     
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