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Once and for all, what's all this about Chuck Norris

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by yo, Feb 7, 2006.

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  1. MR. MEOWGI

    MR. MEOWGI Contributing Member

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    Stuff that was never funny.
     
    #21 MR. MEOWGI, Feb 7, 2006
  2. Molotov Cocktail

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    Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
     
    #22 Molotov Cocktail, Feb 7, 2006
  3. reggietodd

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    Chuck Norris roundhoused Daniel-son!
     
    #23 reggietodd, Feb 7, 2006
  4. Xenochimera

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    bruce lee pwns all.
     
    #24 Xenochimera, Feb 7, 2006
  5. CriscoKidd

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    Chuck Norris made Sura faint.
     
    #25 CriscoKidd, Feb 7, 2006
  6. BiGGieStuFF

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    Chuck NOrris w/ beard - undefeated
    Chuck Norris w/o beard - 1 loss to bruce lee

    conclusion: The beard is greater > *
     
    #26 BiGGieStuFF, Feb 7, 2006
  7. Davidoff

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    Chuck Norris let the dogs out..
     
    #27 Davidoff, Feb 8, 2006
  8. Gutter Snipe

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    New to me - good one!

    Mr. T pities the fool who thinks he can hide from Chuck Norris.
     
    #28 Gutter Snipe, Feb 8, 2006
  9. A-Train

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    Chuck Norris caught the roadrunner...
     
    #29 A-Train, Feb 8, 2006
  10. wnes

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    It's safe to say those who watch Chuck Norris films also enjoy pro wrestling.
     
    #30 wnes, Feb 8, 2006
  11. macalu

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    Chuck Norris says all these Norrisisms are gay.
     
    #31 macalu, Feb 8, 2006
  12. Davidoff

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    When Chuck Norris chews bubblegum you can hear it scream..
     
    #32 Davidoff, Feb 8, 2006
  13. rrj_gamz

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    Chuck Norris rules...
     
    #33 rrj_gamz, Feb 8, 2006
  14. bigben69

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    The last guy who questioned Chuck Norris died within 24 hours, kinda like the ring. So you better be careful.
     
    #34 bigben69, Feb 8, 2006
  15. rhadamanthus

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    I laughed here in my cubicle and now all my coworkers think I'm nuts. And there is no way I could explain this joke without sounding r****ded.

    Thanks svpernaut :D
     
    #35 rhadamanthus, Feb 8, 2006
  16. RC Cola

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    Here are some recent favorites of mine:

    Most reported Bigfoot sightings are just Chuck Norris with his shirt off. Loch Ness sightings, on the other hand, are Chuck with his pants off.

    Chuck Norris clogs the toilet even when he pisses.

    The Earth doesn't revolve. It's just trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

    Pi is not infinite. It stops when Chuck Norris tells it to.

    The first lunar eclipse took place after Chuck Norris challenged the sun to a staring contest. Chuck Norris always wins.

    Chuck Norris has to use a stunt double when he does crying scenes.



    I know some people don't like them, but these never seem to get old to me, although hearing the same ones over and over does get a little old.
     
    #36 RC Cola, Feb 8, 2006
  17. Elle Woods

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    Okay this one just made me laugh out loud! :D
     
    #37 Elle Woods, Feb 8, 2006
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    Loch Ness on a plane man, Loch Ness on a plane.
     
    #38 3814, Feb 8, 2006
  19. Manny Ramirez

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    Chuck Norris made a perfect score on his SATs by just signing his name.

    Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

    Chuck Norris can count to infinity twice!

    Chuck Norris can travel back in time WITHOUT a time machine.

    Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked the BBS poster known as "yo" for starting this thread.
     
    #39 Manny Ramirez, Feb 8, 2006
  20. Svpernaut

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    LOL! I do that on a daily basis here. The gift of beard is my personal favorite. For those who don't understand the hilarity of it all just check out some of these goodies...

    http://www.youtube.com/w/Chuck-Norr...-Kick-Video?v=JjFzhvohgG4&search=chuck norris
    http://www.youtube.com/w/Chuck-Norris?v=BhiTsC1fY7s&search=chuck norris
    http://www.youtube.com/w/Chuck-Norris-Tribute?v=86hSCoZ3cfA&search=chuck norris
    http://www.youtube.com/w/Chuck-Norris-Sings-Meatloaf?v=-aE6Qes1dnE&search=chuck norris
    http://www.youtube.com/w/Chuck-Norris-on-the-Tony-Danza-Show?v=QP1PuB1R-Xw&search=chuck norris
    http://www.youtube.com/w/Conan-O'Brien:-Chuck-Norris-Clip?v=Zna9LJybR9w&search=norris conan
    http://www.youtube.com/w/Chuck-vs-Conan?v=WYbvbOnU7x0&search=norris conan
     
    #40 Svpernaut, Feb 8, 2006
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