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Old School Rap Contest

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Free Agent, Nov 4, 2002.

  1. MadMax

    MadMax Member

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    i love poe!! he was a nut, but wow he wrote good stuff!
     
  2. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    "My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun."
     
  3. drapg

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    sir mix-a-lot... baby got back

    damn i love this thread... its bringing back some memories! :D
     
  4. Castor27

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    Damn DrapG beat me to it.


    How about...

    I said, I'll ride with you if you can get me to theborder
    The sheriff's after me for what I did to his daughter
    I did it like this - I did it like that
    I did it with a whiffleball bat
    So I'm on the run - the cop's got my gun
    And right about now - it's time to have some fun
     
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  5. Summer Song Giver

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    standin on 2 Fifth St.
    funky fresh and yes cold on my feet
    with no shoe string in em, I did not win em
    I bought em off the Ave with the tags still in em
    I like to sport em that's why I bought em
    a sucker tried to steal em so I caught em and I thwart em
    and I walk down the street and I bop to the beat




    RIP
     
  6. jwun

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    Lee on my legs adidas on my feet...
     
  7. Summer Song Giver

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    The King AdRock that is my name
    And I know the fly spot where they got the champagne.

    Beastie Boys
     
  8. Another Brother

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    "Last night underwater, I saw a fresh mermaid treated her to caviar, wine over shrimp brains. In the raw on the ocean floor need I say more, you never seen nobody kick it like this before."
     
  9. Oski2005

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    How about this:

    Steal from the rich and I'm out robbing banks
    Give to the poor and I always give thanks
    Got more stories that J.D. Salinger
    I hold the title and you are the challenger
    I've got money like Charles Dickens
    Got the girlies in the Couple like the Colonel's got the chickens
    Always go out dapper like Harry S. Truman
    I'm madder than Mad's Alfred E. Newman
     
  10. Summer Song Giver

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    I put a towel on the floor
    by the two inch gap under the door
    now they can't see me anymore
    check the locks so they can't clock and they can't listen
    there'll be no barging in there'll be no dissin'

    Now back to my mission
    pull out the whip cream and the cherries
    then i go thru all the fly positions
    My head under her leg, under my arm, under my toe
    she says i like it when you scream baby let yourself go
    I hit it, licked it, split it and quit it

    After the ride put my clothes on and walked outside
    anbd before anybody had a chance to speak
    I said yo don't say nuthin i guess i'm just a freak


    (Done to the best of my memory)
     
  11. MadMax

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    SSG -- Humpty Dance!!
     
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    Freaks of the industry. Digital Underground
     
  13. MadMax

    MadMax Member

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    But the new age 80's has everything reversible
    instead of walks, you drive a cadillac convertible
    two is bound to kill ya
    all ya need is one
    to constantly bug you to get her hair done
     
  14. MadMax

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    that's right!! not humpty dance! same group though, right? or am i mistaken/?
     
  15. Summer Song Giver

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    right, doowhatchalike
     
  16. Another Brother

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    weird...the song I quoted is on that same album.

    Tu Pac was in that group along with Humpty Hump
     
  17. MadMax

    MadMax Member

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    that's right..

    "You a freak, Money B"

    "You got that shot, G!" :)

    there was a group i was thinking of the other day...they sampled jazz music real heavy...female rapper led the group, i think. it was almost like coffee house rap...heavy jazz bass in the song they had that was real popular...their song is on the tip of my tongue...real weird group name if i remember right...
     
  18. Summer Song Giver

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    MadMax, was it..... C & C Music Factory :D
     
  19. MadMax

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    definitely not!!

    i mean REAL jazz music...good jazz music...


    "i've got brothers in the jungle, cousins on a quest..."
     
  20. jwun

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    I think that line is Black Sheep "The choice is Yours"



    As for the heavy Jazz are thinking of Digable Planets- Rebirth Of Slick

    the hook goes, "I'm cool like that......"
    opening line goes..."We like the breeze flow straight out of our lids"

    maybe? it aint the fugess huh?
     

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