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[okstate.edu] Oklahoma State University Homecoming: Police Identify 4 Killed by Car That Crashed In

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by plutoblue11, Oct 25, 2015.

  1. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Contributing Member

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    Sir Jackie is representing her.
     
  2. Smokey

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    Jackie Chiles: So you're driving in the car, you're with your friend, minding your own business?
    Cosmo Kramer: Yeah.
    Jackie Chiles: Then what happened?
    Cosmo Kramer: Then we saw this woman, and she was wearing a bra with no top.
    Jackie Chiles: No top? She didn't have a top on?
    Cosmo Kramer: No. So I got distracted and I crashed the car.
    Jackie Chiles: Well how would you describe this woman? Would you say she was an attractive woman?
    Cosmo Kramer: Oh yeah!
    Jackie Chiles: So we got an attractive woman, wearing a bra, no top, walkin' around in broad daylight. She's flouting society's conventions!
    Cosmo Kramer: She was flouting.
    Jackie Chiles: That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!
     
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    You think that allowing people to be even more drunk is the solution to drinking and driving?
     
  4. KellyDwyer

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    I can.

    DON'T USE YOUR PHONE WHILE DRIVING. YOU SUCK IT AT IT. YOU THINK YOU'RE GOOD AT IT, BUT YOU'RE NOT.

    Phone use should be illegal in every state, unless an emergency is involved. I know this will get 32 "I can talk and drive just fine with my cell" replies, but you're deluding yourselves.

    You suck at driving when you talk on the phone. To say nothing of texting.
     
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    Telling people they suck at it won't stop them from doing it. But at least hands-free systems are becoming standard on cars.
     

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