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Official X2 X-Men United Thread

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Oski2005, Apr 27, 2003.

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  1. Oski2005

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    You can't beat Sunday night on Cartoon Network. Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and Sealab 2021 are hilarious. I hear that new episodes will start airing in May.
     
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    The Summer movie season officially begins!

    Last weekend, Identity was the only new release that had a respectable opening. The other three new releases last weekend are all on their way to becoming box office flops, and the rest of the movies in the top ten will all be at least three weeks old, so American movie audiences are craving something new. Besides going for a completely different target audience, Disney apparently doesn't have much confidence in Lizzy McGuire, opening it up opposite X2. They're putting all their advertising into Finding Nemo, opening up next month.

    I'll go bold and predict $100 million for X2 this weekend
     
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    YES. I just wish they would stop changing the lineup as much as they do. I keep missing Aqua Teen Hunger Force. But it doesn't get much better than Sunday Night Adult Swim.
     
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    Did you watch Home Movies? I didn't like it at first, but that show grew on me. The Coach and Jason never fail to make me laugh.
     
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    I've seen it once so far. I believe it was the episode where Mcguirk goes out with Brendons mother. It was pretty funny stuff.
     
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    I never miss that line-up. Aqua Teen Hunger Force kills me its so funny. I'm glad they're showing two episodes rather than the 15minutes a week I was getting. Sealab cracks me up.
     
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    [​IMG]

    Three layers of vault doors open, revealing a bright white vault.€ A panel in the floor opens, and a large black rectangular object slowly emerges.€ Murphy looks pleased.

    Murphy:€ Hello, old friend.

    We finally see what the object is - a "Bebop Cola" soda pop vending machine.€ It sings in a deep, tuneless robot voice.

    Machine:€ (singing) Well-hel-looo-con-su-mer, yes-hel-looo-con-su-mer, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-da-ba, Be-bop-Col-laaa-yeahhh.

    Murphy:€ Ah, let's see, ahh..

    Murphy scrolls his hand past the rows of buttons on the machine, mulling over his soda choices.€ Featuring illustrations of smiling fruits with sunglasses, the soda brands seem to have a running bebop theme.€ They are: Root Bird, Gilberto Grape, Artie Shawberry, Kiwi Holliday, Peachmo, John Cola-trane, Don Wild Cherry, Vince Guavaldi, Dave Bruberry, Cab Colaway, Dexterade, Rina Lemons, Mango Reinhardt, Getzberry, Fizzy Gillespie, Marian McPinapple, Or'ngette Coleman, Mingus Dew, Plain, and Diet Plain.

    Nope, ahh, no no, ah no, no, oh, uhh, no, hah, dun-da-do-da-do-da-do-da-do... oh, here we go.€ Yes sir, hah, Mingus Dew!

    He inserts some coins into the machine, and presses the Mingus Dew button. € Nothing happens.€ He presses the button repeatedly in frustration.

    Machine:€ (singing) And-I-say-to-my-selllf, I-need-ex-act-chaaange.

    Murphy:€ That is exact change, jerk-face!

    Machine:€ (singing) And-I-say-to-my-selllf -

    Murphy, really angry now, starts banging on the machine.

    Murphy:€ You hunk a' crap!€ I'll have you turned into an artificial reef!!

    He begins slamming into the machine with all his weight, causing it to rock slightly.

    Come on, you piece a' junk!€ Gimme my Mingus Dew!

    He hits harder.€ The machine rocks more.

    Come on!€ You.. big.. piece.. of.. crap!!

    The machine rocks back, knocks Murphy to the floor, and lands with a crunch on top of him.

    Aargh...!
     

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