[Official] Twins @ Astros

Auspicious start for this offense

 

Pineda's given them some pitches to hit that they've either popped up, looked at, or fouled off. Frustrating.

eta: so naturally Tucker singles on a pitcher's pitch the very next one

 

Maybe it’s time to evoke the mustache clause?

 

Apparently just mentioning it is enough.

eta: or not. For a disgusting fatbody Miguel Sano is a nimble man on the corners

 

Wow the Twins pitching coach is likely smaller than Altuve lol

 

between Sano and Astudillo, the Twins May have the most robust lineup

ETA: and add Pineda. Was he always that fluffy?

 

Castro seems to never seems to come through when he has the opportunity to.

 

much thinner when he was with the Yankees

 

Astudillo's nickname Tortuga always reminds me of this scene

 

Kalas needs to get his eyes checked

 

Pineda got fat.

 

I miss the big inning from our guys. Ho hum.

 

Breaking : Pineda still fat.

 

AIR YORDAN!!!

 

That was a 427 foot pissrope

 

Lmao. A piss rope?

 

Sure...he pissed on it, he roped it, it's a pissrope (i.e. long hard line drive)

 

would have been nice to have baserunners.

 

Man, Garcia is pitching a heck of a game.

 

Hard to do when you're leading off the inning.

*except when you're playing Manfred Ghostrunner Ball