[Official] Tigers @ Astros

Sheesh.

9 games back

The NY Mets have a better record....

Every team in our old NL Central division has a better record than the Astros....

 

Well yeah, the Astros suck too (and most teams are better than them).

I guess I missed where people were claiming this seires was going to be easy. Nothing is easy for this team. But I don't see anyting wrong with talking about how Detroit sucks.

 

And the fans of the receiving team will welcome him with open arms....

 

9-22 in 2-run games by my count

You can't blame that on any one player, or manager, or FO, or god...that's a group effort.

eta: by my count the Mariners are 23-13 in 2-run games. That's the difference in the division.

 

I think I am starting to suffer from brain discomfort.

 

JFC bro, go take a xanax

 

Will that help disillusionment?

 

Two Sammiches?

 

Worth a shot.

 

I know nobody wants to hear this, the dude is and always has been so streaky (when he's bad he's reaaaaaly bad, and when he's good....), but

Bregman in his last 30 games is slashing .286 .339 .571 .910

 

A little extreme, don't you think?

 

What, 1 tab of xanax?

Housewives everywhere are laughing at you.

 

Some new programming is in order then.

 

Back of the baseball card though

 

M’s are gonna win the division. Astros will finally get an October vacation.

 

Astros streaks of 4+ games this season:

Winning - 1
Losing - 4

Astros are 6-17 in those stretches.

 

Of course they are. The craziest thing is that the're not that good. Neither is Dallas. Neither are we.

 

Their pitching is and good pitching can take you far. If they get another bat or two, watch out!