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[OFFICIAL] The Wisdom of John Lucas Thread

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Os Trigonum, Dec 23, 2021.

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  1. Os Trigonum

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    #1 Os Trigonum, Dec 23, 2021
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    My goodness. Stop the presses!
     
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    Lucas is very funny with quotes possibly the funniest coach in the NBA. When we had won four in a row II loved it when he said at half-time "we aren't that good". LOL. But other than that I I don't trust him with shooting mechanics because Christian and green are terrible Shooters he didn't help them at all. We don't play a lick of Defense.

    I also find Jeff Van Gundy very funny. the perfect scenario would be to have Jeff Van Gundy and Lucas on the same coaching staff it would be comedy relief everyday
     
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    okay at first I didn't understand what that quote meant but he basically is calling us a bunch of sissy girls that is hilarious because what do teenage girls AKA sissy girls complain about they complain about a pimple and think it's the end of the world, he is so funny ,he basically called us a bunch of pansies
     
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    Assh*le taking shots at rookie Chandsome Parsons and Alpha Ron Sengun
     
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    Lucas once said, " your mama don't work here, so pick up your own balls"
     
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    Did a double-take and had to think about that one, but ok...
     
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    pffft… Typical Boomer stuff. In the new society skin complexion and skin tone is so important…
    I mean, does this guy even apply foundation?
     
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    Oh yes, let me specify basketballs. During practice at one time or another
     
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    I think you need a few sessions with Lucas.
     
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    He does have teenagers on the roster. A pimple does mean the end of the world when you're 19.
     
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    John Lucas say, man who stand on pot get high all day.
    John Lucas say, man doing business in brothel get jerked around all day.
    John Lucas say, piss into wind... okay but wind piss back.
     
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