Wow. Bad quarterback with no receivers and a really bad offensive line. This game could be extra special. How many touchdowns will the Dallas defense score... in the first half (while they are still trying)?
I wish the game was in Houston just for the 1 or 2 shots of the look on Cal's face while a stadium full of Cowboy fans cheer on the destruction of his team Cal wishes it was in Houston just so there'd actually be asses in seats who would buy his overpriced concessions.
Maybe fans buy more beer when the team is terrible? Half the fans drinking 3x as much beer = profit with less staffing at concessions to boot.
At the worst Texans game I ever attended...Cincy Bengals in year I Have No Idea...the entire staduim emptied out at halftime and went back to the tailgates in the parking lots.
Hate the Texans org at this point, but the prospect of the Cowboys losing...it at least gives me something to want to cheer for.
As we approach 1-11-1 as a record, I wanted to find if that exact record had ever been inhabited before in the NFL. Strange results! a. In 1952, a "professional" team called the... wait for it... Dallas Texans went 1-11 for their one and only NFL season, but not 1-11-1. b. In December of 1966, the New York Giants were 1-11-1 before hosting the... wait for it... Dallas Cowboys, losing to finish their season at 1-12-1. c. Deeetroit was 1-11-1 in week 15 of the 1990 NFL season, LOL. So, it's been a minute since a team accomplished the stank we're about to stink! (I didn't include all the links b/c... you really don't care, do you? Can't you trust B-Bob when it comes to researching misery?)
My prediction of 7 wins with some close losses might have been a tad bit off. But Easterby is out so that's good.
They could sit the entire Dallas defense after the half and the Texans couldn't score. They would trip over their own feet
