Uh, no, it's not. The elasticity of the female thingy, even those that are small and tight, is remarkable. They can take pretty much whatever you can give them. They just have to want it.
Curb your Enthusiasm, basically a newer (IMO) better version of Seinfeld. It focuses on the creator of Seinfeld, Larry David.
Allison Stokke:"Size doesn't matter? It can't be more wrong. Everybody knows the size of a pole does matter."
Hmm.. if this is the case.. then what am I doing with my gf now? I need to dump her for a more petite one!
Two types of posts here: a) "Complete BS, size matters and I like to have a lot of sex because I have a big one" b) "Oh, size doesn't matter? I heard (from friend/girls) that (insert something about love and skill). Ok, good thing I never had to worry about it because I have a big one" Ok and a third type c) random junk about homosexual and backdoor work Good work guys, keep it up
What's your problem, man? Sure this is a Rockets fan message board, but it's important for everyone to know that I have a life, a big penis and Allison Stokke really isn't that attractive. I mean I've had much better... all my ex's closely resemble *insert celebrity name here*; but I won't waste any chance to hit on the 1 or 2 girls that post on this site. And while you can get by on 35k a year, I make a hell of a lot more than that. Now I'm going to retire to my spacious den, where I'll smoke some pipe tobacco and dwell on my insecurities.
Well said my friend. Touché! *Reminded of Allison Stokke, lazybum234 secretly hunts web to see if there is any new news*
