[OFFICIAL] Size Doesn't Matter

AntiSonic can you point out the ones that require a toothpick bwhahaah

 

Jeff's straight?

I mean lets look at facts.

1) he's a hippie
2) he has a pony tail
3) he has a goatee
4) he has a closet full of dyed t-shirts
5) he's a musician

upon revelation of said facts, I think it would be a crime for Jeff to NOT watch Queer Eye.





disregard entire post should Jeff see my post, since I know he will callme out on the stuff I made up, which is everything except #5. cyoa cyoa

 

Why are you in need of one?

Venturing into TMI territory, but I've been with a woman who was like "sleeve of wizard" and she got off multiple times very quickly. Conversely, the tightest cubbyhole I've encountered could not get off from intercourse. It varies from person to person.

 

reminds me of a joke.


what did the first caveman tell everyone the first time he got an erection??

Stand back! i dont know how big this thing is going to get.

 

We'll size does matter if your going in the backdoor.

If your too big you can pretty much forget about it.


...unless she really really loves you.

 

or unless she is really a skank

 

Y'all can measure mine. It's being used as the upperdeck of i-35 right now.

 

Yeah, but he hates Austin, which is littered with gays.

 

Regarding backdoor, a gay friend of mine says it's easier with a big one.

 

Snake bites...Holy crap...Luckily I'm big...well, that's what she said...

Anyway, I call bs as it does matter...Any girl that tells you otherwise is lying...Now, you can be good in bed to minimize that fact, but again, that only goes so far...

 

sure a "friend" huh

just playing.

but i dont understand that reasoning at all...and i really dont think i want to either

 

Your friend ( ) is a size queen.

 

I find that hard to believe, given your screen name.

 

Sounds like an article written by guys, with small penises.

 

so b/c my screen name is donkey magic means i like to take it in the ass?

 

You said it. Not him.

 

Do I have to prove my heterosexuality to you people?




He said something about their's alot of jabbing and pricking with the smaller ones, I don't know.

 

Some women have very large vaginas, and some have petite ones.

 

Damn I was about to make this point.

My ex roomie claims that he was born with that of a horse's and he especially likes smaller women. If that's true.. that's just cruelty!

 

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