[Official] Rockies @ Astros

Don't put Lope on a down slope.

Brice will be nice.

Vasquez catches no-nos and hits pro's throws.

Cam can land aircrafts, man.

 

That’s a nope on Lope

Brice doesn’t suffice

Christian the Vazquez is heading for mas k’s

Cameron Smifth still can’t hit fifth

 

i don't believe in this offense one bit

all these talk about "best offense this, best offense that"

i'm not gonna be fooled

 

get ready for 9 losses in a row boys

 

yay.......

christian homered.......

wooo.......

do that when there are men on bases

 

pitching is doo doo
defense is doo doo
offense is doo doo

ball club doo doo

 

Gordon still stinks

nothing new there

 

the city connect jerseys are ass

boring design

 

out

end inning. vazquez with a smart throw up the line

 

At this point, is there anything Vasquez doesn't do better than Diaz?

 

the ball hit the ball boy lol

 

Vazquez playing well and seems more engaged in the game than Diaz

 

Listening to NIИ’s The Downward Spiral seems fitting at this time…

it aint just “shitty baseball” Correa, its actually shitty signings/acquisitions/dealings & draftings… Dana Brown didn’t do anything for Atlanta that he hasn’t nor won’t do here.
Head of scouting? Sure - whatever.
Get someone with balls that actually can hold it down and produce some GD results— that MF aint him. Espada aint him. Lopez/Miller aint them. (Retroactively speaking Baker wasnt him).

the 2026 MF GLASSTROS ARE IN A TAILSPIN OF A SH!TSTORM OF SUCK.

 

correa - ground ball slap hitter

 

I just had PTSD watching Alvarez cross home plate!

 

love to see the runs but no lead is safe. Astros literally need 15 runs.

 

Hey hey hey!

 

Man these hitting coaches !!!

 

did yordan look annoyed after talking to one of the trainer/coach?

i wonder if they asked him why he didn't slide and reminded him of what happened last season at home plate

 

willi castro can't find a big enough hole to hide in for this inning lol