[Official] Rangers @ Astros

I have a weird feeling Yu's gonna perfecto us today. He's sure off to a strong start.

 

[jinx]Darvish has a complete game going.[/jinx]

 

MARWIN!!!!!!!!

 

Yu didn't have to deal with Robbie Grossman last time. He probably fears Robbie Grossman.

 

Is the Butcher of Habikino still in OKC?

 

I don't know. We should have called him up just for today's game.

 

couldnt make it to the game today (at work), but OMG someone get a hit please.

 

darvish going inuyasha on the astros right now.

 

Oy.

this isn't going to end well.

 

Danny Almonte little league on us.

 

it's happening again

 

Villar... I'll take a walk.

 

Perfecto over...Villar walked!

Cue idiot ranger fan whining that they should only be swinging away because it was a perfect game opportunity...

 

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Astros&amp;src=hash">#Astros</a>' Wesley Wright to <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Rays&amp;src=hash">#Rays</a> for cash considerations. <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23MLB&amp;src=hash">#MLB</a></p>&mdash; Brian T. Smith (@ChronAstros) <a href="https://twitter.com/ChronAstros/statuses/367009377615482880">August 12, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Humber coming back to Houston.

 

Ill take a no no. Go Yu!

 

I think you'll really like this place: http://www.forums.mlb.com/ml-rangers

 

I hear the middle of I-10 is a fun place to play. You should go try it out.

 

I'll feel like we won this game if we get a hit.

 

No hitters against the Astros come with an asterisk.

 

Don't you have a sister to fornicate with?