Astros = hideous chick with cleft lip and club arm, but accepts identity and carries on. Texans = fat chick sobbing over a carton of ice cream, reminiscing on the days when she mattered.
Yates must really suck in practice or something. I'm not big on Yates but the Texans can't do anything especially in redzone right now. Field goals will not beat NFL teams.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>WOW. RT <a href="https://twitter.com/BrandonStrange">@BrandonStrange</a>: Matt Schaub has AIDS of the feet.</p>— Adam Clanton (@adamclanton) <a href="https://twitter.com/adamclanton/statuses/389454072996036608">October 13, 2013</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>