[Official] Nationals @ Astros

You know, the one statistic where Pence has ranked among the elite this season (AVG) has been achieved by an unsustainable BABIP, some 60 points above his career average. Yet another argument for selling high.

 

So how has Altuve looked for anybody that was able to watch the game?

 

short.

 

zing of the day

 

3 flyouts and a strikeout

 

Didn't realize how I set that one up.

 

So when do the wheels fall off?

 

And that is why we are the worst team in baseball.

 

Fixed for completeness.

 

OK, I'm seeing him now. The Astros have their very own midget.

First hit... oppo field.

 

Only 2,999 more to get.

 

Imagine Altuve charging Jon Rauch after getting hit by a pitch. A head butt to the sack would be his best chance of inflicting damage.

 

Altuve was signed under Purpura's watch for anybody who may not have realized it.

 

First series win in a month

 

Astros with Altuve 1-0

 

See, all that does is stain the recollections of "Poopura".


Hooray! A series win!

 

...and if Purpura were still here, Altuve would just be making Lancaster this month.

 

pun intended?

 

Altuve's famous streetballin' brother:

 

4 innings, 1 hit from the bully.

This is could be a sign of the End Times.