You gonna bbq or float the river all day drinking 8.5% beers? One of my favorite Guadalupe moments (@Rocketman95) was our buddy, Big Irish (7' tall redhead) trying to get out of his tube at the end of the trip. He stood up for a second, gravity happened, and then went straight backwards with his arms out like the Nestle Plunge
I know that dude! Can't imagine it could be anyone else, really... Oh you know I will! This is, of course, using a most liberal interpretation of "river"... And "float"...
Maplewood>Bunker Hill. Come to think of it, my old buddy was called 'Big Red'. Tall, lank, and full of skank.
