I live 90 miles north of Seattle. I was welcomed to work with a broom with my name on it and another drawing of a broom in my work area. Really sucked.
Buy a cheap, fake ring. Give it to them with a note saying “To: “ and “From: white lightning” Them: There’s no name on it. You: Neither are the Mariners.
I have a replica world series trophy on display and i taped the paper that was attached to the broom with my name on it to the trophy.
That is all you have to do. Nothing more needed than a simple reminder that the Mariners have never even been to the World Series. Only them and the Nationals/Expos have managed that.
Let them have their 4-game sweep in August against our Fresno team. Trophies are not won in August, unless something changed that I'm unaware of.