Some recent gems. <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>SPOILER ALERT: In a shocking turn of events <a href="https://twitter.com/AndiDorfman">@AndiDorfman</a> has CHOSEN Joel EMBIID over josh and nick <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TheBachelorette?src=hash">#TheBachelorette</a> <a href="http://t.co/MMlhFu5N6d">pic.twitter.com/MMlhFu5N6d</a></p>— Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) <a href="https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/statuses/493954501821231104">July 29, 2014</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>They think I have no offensive game, that I’m just good on D but I’m out here spitting games on these girls. Theyre still ain’t loyal#EMB11D</p>— Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) <a href="https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/statuses/492796836647022592">July 25, 2014</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Family dinner with <a href="https://twitter.com/rihanna">@rihanna</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Johanna?src=hash">#Johanna</a> <a href="http://t.co/egNk11vw6D">pic.twitter.com/egNk11vw6D</a></p>— Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) <a href="https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/statuses/492541930618630146">July 25, 2014</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Ok so <a href="https://twitter.com/KimKardashian">@kimkardashian</a> hasn’t DM’d yet...... Should she be blocked too? I’m ready to block her though</p>— Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) <a href="https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/statuses/491672559822573568">July 22, 2014</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> & of course the awesome avi.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Cannan is talking smack to my boy Wiggins </p>— Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) <a href="https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/statuses/489951155091296256">July 18, 2014</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>My boy had a nice game though</p>— Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) <a href="https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/statuses/489952415961997312">July 18, 2014</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>His stroke looked better to me</p>— Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) <a href="https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/statuses/489952586590470145">July 18, 2014</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Pause</p>— Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) <a href="https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/statuses/489952787141124097">July 18, 2014</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Ain't gonna get fined..... I said pause the movie</p>— Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) <a href="https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/statuses/489953392408530944">July 18, 2014</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
LOL I thought this guy would of been one of those foreigner's who wouldn't have much of a american sense of humor developed yet. Dead wrong, he caught on quick lol.
Embiid is hilarious. Have a feeling he's going to get a huge fine somehow related to his twitter exploits. :grin:
Are the Rockets a potential landing spot for Embiid in 2018? We can replace Howard with prime Embiid, offering him the chance to be tutored by his idol (Olajuwon).
Waiteress: And what kind of side would you like for the salmon? Embiid: Pfffries Waitress: And how about for the steak? Embiid: Pfffriessss Waitress: And what kind of side for your last entrée? Embiid: Pffffrieeessss
He is HILARIOUS. I love/hate how he always says he's taking a break from Twitter and is back w/in 15 minutes.
Been following him since the draft as I was hearing too much stuff about his silliness on twitter. The guy is a trip! The funniest athlete on twitter imo.:grin:
You're a funny guy. Spoiler <iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/r_DwZfyXAXI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>