Apparently, Matt Jackson from sportsradio is a fan of CF.net. I heard him say step-milf last night right, or soon after, this was posted. Matt.... you're busted!
Nuh-uh, dude... you don't let YOURSELF GO... I used to be skinny from so much B-BALL here at work, and when I had arthrosopic surgery, I started getting the beer gut (and I don't even drink BEER!) You'd be surprised what a surgery can do to you. SHE's FAT, though. I give THAT to you. Good touch on the noticing the cellulite... I read you saying "she has a noticeable cellular" at first. bump
Oh my good lord in heaven. Go rent American Pie immediately. Do not pass go do not collect $200. M I L F - Mom I'd Like to ****