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Man...f*ck baseball!

 

That was cold.

But not as cold as this Altstadt Kolsch beer.

 

Peña

 

That was ****ing quick, everything was quick, by Pena on that play. I think he's pretty good.

Our starter, in Game 2 of a DH, has thrown 39 ****ing pitches in 2 innings.

 

Pena pop

 

Pena... is a stud.

Astros are unfair when it comes to talent. It’s constant.

 

AIR YORDAN!!!

 

Just another day at the office

 

Yordan crushed that. Had that Happened last year... that is 450 easy.

 

This would took Altuve to be back to Altuve but with a baseball instead of football

 

and?
@Tomstro

 

For the 11-3 game finished earlier:

 

Altstadt FTW, my second favorite Texas beer.

 

Nah, it was 5 feet beyond the fence. Barely cleared it.

414 officially.

But he hit it 111 MPH

 

No... their record was still 20-11 until an hour or so ago.[/QUOTE]
Everythinhg that happens in the suspended game is recorded as happening when the game was suspended - Yesterday.

 

What's your favorite?

I'd throw Shiner Black into the conversation.

 

62 pitches through 3 shutout innings for Garcia. Not ideal.

Jose Miranda is a cousin of Lin-Manuel Miranda. 2nd new thing I've learned today.

 

When are the Astros gonna bring up Lee...what's the worse that can happen? He Hits .100, even then that would be an improvement of what they have now...I know it's not all about hitting, but man I already had to live through the Ausmus years, haven't I suffered enough...

 

The pitching staff gets pissed that their catcher isn't their catcher any more and the 2.85 Team ERA that is mowing down opposing teams becomes a 4.85 ERA.

 

Where's that guy who used to complain that Correa's homers barely cleared the fence? Would those all be long outs this year?

Maybe that's why the Astros didn't resign him.