[Official] Astros @ Rangers

I can't believe their starter got shelled last time and we've got a measly two runs off him. Dude has gotten shelled this time too, we have like 9 hits or walks against him and just can't put anything consistent together. Infuriating.

 

Urena has a WHIP of 3 thru 3 innings. 2 runs lol.

 

Over the last 6 games, we have a team OPS of .554

The offense has been TERRIBLE!

https://www.espn.com/mlb/team/stats/_/name/hou/split/61/table/batting/sort/OPS/dir/desc

 

Decent pitching by Kikuchi so far tho.

 

You’ve seen our offense lately…is it really not believable?

 

As usual, the stranded runners will cost us today.

 

Solution: No more base runners :/

 

I've seen it. It's still infuriating.

 

Sit down jackass.

 

"YOU SAY!"

I will admit, was annoyed at first... but these things are sort of "kitschy"... sorta like when the Red Sox fans used to sing "3 little birds" for Victorino, and was totally clueless this song got its start in Houston.

Will only be cool/cemented if it happens in the playoffs with packed crowds.

And please don't say that we're copying this from Seattle or Toronto... hopefully this is a Houston Lisa Loeb original schtick right here (I also did like Reality Bites... formative times)...

 

Ok lets break it open

 

Strikeout King Kuchi

 

Hell yeah Htown!!

 

Kikuchi is laboring, but he barely gets any rest thanks to our offense going down in order so quickly.

 

Dezenzo is so much thinner than Singleton lol. I like Singleton, but Dezenzo is in far better shape.

 

LOL so true

 

Seager clearly waiting for baserunners to be on for his home run today

 

Kikuchi made a liar out of me and I am so glad. That dude's bringing it.

 

Before he came here I knew Kikuchi would be a good fit and also Lisa Loeb, Htown baby!!