[Official] Astros @ Orioles

Future lineup:

1. Teoscar Hernandez (next kenny lofton)
2. Alex Bregman
3. Jose Altuve
4. Carlos Correa

That is a hell of a top four. The astros are going to have one of the top offensives in the league really really soon.

 

Talk about homerism.....

 

What was that thing you said a few weeks ago about Alex Bregman? "Temper expectations a bit?"

 

Similarities between Teoscar and Lofton:

1. They are both human beings
2. They both play center field

That is all.

 

Gonna have to start the bobrek workout plan...

 

Did Hernandez ever play college basketball? Lofton was a pretty good point guard.

 

Also, Hernandez looks nothing like Kenny Lofton:

https://www.facebook.com/kenny.boyert?fref=ts

 

You are a warlock sir and he will not fall prey to your chicanery.

 

Hmm.... I say lets roll out McCullers, Devenski and Musgrove in the pen next year. Go to a three man rotation of Ken Giles, Dave Dravecky and Don Wilson.

 

don't buy into his trolling..

 

He isn't trolling. At six years old he had his skull crushed when a red slider turtle was hit by an industrial lawn mower sending the shell spinning in the air and into the soft spot of WHAT's Skull.

 

Just remember folks, "what" is two letters away from "*h*t" which is what what is full of.

 

Good write-up on teoscar "Kenny lofton" Hernandez:

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/projecting-astros-call-up-teoscar-hernandez/

 

And their first MLB seasons were with the Astros!

 

lol, thanks!

also had no idea that Franklin Gutierrez outproduced Troy O'Leary by a large amount--60% more and still going at age 33!

 

Astros 1-4 is fine. It's 5-9 that keeps them from being elite

 

The audacity of these guys. Don't you know you aren't supposed to do this.

Kenny Lofton:
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Teoscar Hernandez:
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Uh. Wow.

Hey, uh, he also hit a homerun so is he also the next Barry Bonds?

Seriously, find another sandbox.

 

After such a event, he may be using his Dead Zone and maybe more psychic than the rest of us combined

 

Brad Peacock got a strikeout last night - he is now the next Nolan Ryan.