Offense is borderline unwatchable so far. Inevitibilities of life: death taxes swallows returning to Capestrano baseball fans treating small samples as trends
Team is 4-3 and yet to play a home game while traveling to their third city but still in sole possession of 1st place with JV pitching tomorrow BUT… LET’S PANIC EVERYONE!!! CLICK SUCKS!!!! INSERT YOUR WHINY COMPLAINT HERE!!! Y’all posters who are seriously acting like the sky is falling, insinuating we aren’t going to win the division, saying stupid s*** like “I was going to go to the game Monday but now I wouldn’t go anywhere near the stadium” and any all whiny, over exaggerating post need to CHILL THE F*** OUT. It’s almost as if some of y’all have never watched baseball before…
Something odd is going on with my computer and it’s not loading the standings for the AL West… Who is in first place right now? Astros are in last right?
Inside jokes (Julia is always cold and Julia is always hungry), not even remotely approaching Milo level.
Every day is a new day and the offense could completely go off today. It sure feels like we are going to get swept though.
Too much panic. Even the beat writers… “WhY tHe SlOw oFfEnSiVe StArT?!” “PiTcHiNg CaNt CaRrY tHeM fOrEvEr” Oh no, they scored 25 and given up 25! What does it mean? Are they doomed?! Which dumbass reporters are asking these questions? Jose Altuve, in response to a question about the Astros' slow offensive start: “I think this is our sixth game. We’ve won four. Next question.” Asked if the shortened spring training is a valid excuse for the Astros’ slow offensive start, Kyle Tucker replied “No. The season’s started. We’re playing games. These games matter. We’re ready to go.”
I mean, he wouldn't be wrong, right? But it's just like the team does have some issues dude (to: Altuve). Can't ignore them. We might be fine in another 15 games, but still it's an issue right now.
