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[Official] Astros @ Diamondbacks

Discussion in 'Houston Astros' started by Castor27, May 30, 2016.

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  1. Buck Turgidson

    Buck Turgidson Member

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    Milken: Our research shows that you can cut carcinogens by 80% if you flip your burgers 4 times while cooking.
    Ashby: So you cook them twice on each side?
    Milken: You flip them 4 times.
    Ashby: So you cook them twice on each side.

    Ash is such a ****ing moron.
     
    #301 Buck Turgidson, May 31, 2016
  2. Nimo

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    Anybody want to put wagers on how long before Springer's BA goes up to .300?
     
    #302 Nimo, May 31, 2016
  3. rocketpower2

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    Lance locked in.
     
    #303 rocketpower2, May 31, 2016
  4. Prize Closet

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    Gattis is so goofy behind the plate
     
    #304 Prize Closet, May 31, 2016
  5. mick fry

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    That's some funny **** right there.
     
    #305 mick fry, May 31, 2016
  6. Rockets FTW

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    He's already a top 7 OF statistically in the AL... If he does that, then he might be top 5...

    Maybe even an All-Star :grin:
     
    #306 Rockets FTW, May 31, 2016
  7. HookemHorns1250

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    Lol. Gattis has the whole throwing the runner thing down. Just needs to work on catching the baseball now.
     
    #307 HookemHorns1250, May 31, 2016
  8. tmacfor35

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    Gattis...he just doesn't look like a baseball player.

    Should be playing rugby, or riding cattle some where in south Texas.
     
    #308 tmacfor35, May 31, 2016
  9. rocketpower2

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    Valbie.
     
    #309 rocketpower2, May 31, 2016
  10. conquistador#11

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    julia makes the local tv broadcast much more enjoyable.
     
    #310 conquistador#11, May 31, 2016
  11. cdain3

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    Jesus
     
    #311 cdain3, May 31, 2016
  12. mick fry

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    Muy Beuno!
     
    #312 mick fry, May 31, 2016
  13. Rockets FTW

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    #ClubAstros2016 #ItHasBegun
     
    #313 Rockets FTW, May 31, 2016
  14. HookemHorns1250

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    Oh my... That's like a Colby Jack. When that left Valbuena's bat you knew it was 10 rows up.
     
    #314 HookemHorns1250, May 31, 2016
  15. Remix

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    So this is what Rangers fans must feel like when they play the Astros
     
    #315 Remix, May 31, 2016
  16. cdain3

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    Yep. I'm still waiting on video of her eating that hot dog.
     
    #316 cdain3, May 31, 2016
  17. rocketpower2

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    8+ runs in 3 consecutive games. When the bottom of the order hits, this offense is lethal.
     
    #317 rocketpower2, May 31, 2016
  18. stobbartjohn

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    Lol at Gomer. He's backkkk!!!
     
    #318 stobbartjohn, May 31, 2016
  19. roxallways

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    Gomer...
     
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  20. rocketpower2

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    Jake hit that one well. He looks great at the plate right now.
     
    #320 rocketpower2, May 31, 2016
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