I would puke if freaking FOX got the Olympics. It would be so obnoxious with all their animations and crappy music like their NFL coverage. I hate those stupid NFL robots. Not to mention their constant promoting of upcoming crappy TV shows in little animations and promos at the bottom of the screen sucks. I didn't want to watch Prison Break just because of their stupid animations duting the Astros World Series in 95.
ABC has NBA montages too, they are just set to the p***y cat dolls And also I hope fox never gets the olympics, they have terrible sports coverage. How I would rank each network for sports. 1. NBC 2. CBS 3. Abc and ESPN 4. Fox
ESPN's Best and Worst http://sports.espn.go.com/oly/summer08/columns/story?columnist=forde_pat&id=3551235 BEIJING -- Forty names, games, countries and minutiae that made news at the Beijing Olympics (forged birth certificates sold separately): Douse the flame. The Metric Dash has ridden in the last lost taxi, slept on the last concrete mattress and imbibed the last watery beer for these Games. No more noodles for a while. No more rushing to catch the 3 a.m. bus from the Main Press Center that never, ever departed at 3:01 -- that would be late. You know it's time to go when even the supernaturally enthusiastic volunteers are losing their hospitality. Time to trade in Georgia (No. 32 in the medals standings) for Georgia (No. 1 in the AP and USA Today polls). But the 958 medals doled out by the International Olympic Committee weren't quite enough. Time now for a few more gold, silver and bronze to be distributed by Baron Pierre de Metric Dash. Belgians couldn't win more than two medals in Beijing, but they still can make damn good beer. Overachievers Forget figuring out which countries had the most medals -- that's easy. Which countries won the most medals per competitor brought to Beijing? (Medal counts as of 8 p.m. Saturday, Beijing time.) Gold: Zimbabwe (1). Thirteen athletes, four medals; one medal for every 3.3 athletes. Silver: Kenya (2). Forty-six athletes, 13 medals; one medal for every 3.5 athletes. Bronze: Armenia (3). Twenty-five athletes, six medals; one medal for every 4.2 athletes. Underachievers Which countries won the least medals per competitor? Gold: South Africa (4). One medal, 142 athletes. Silver: Egypt (5). One medal, 104 athletes. Bronze: Belgium (6). It brought 103 athletes to Beijing but won only two medals. Time to drink even more of that excellent Belgian beer. Biggest studs in Beijing: Male Division Gold: Michael Phelps (7), United States. His was simply the best athletic performance The Metric Dash has ever seen. If Phelps were a country, he'd have finished 22nd in the medals standings. Silver: Usain Bolt (8), Jamaica. Ran three finals, set three world records. You'll hear a lot of talk in the upcoming football season about speed, but you won't see anyone nearly as fleet as Bolt was in the Bird's Nest. No human has ever moved faster. Maarten van der Weijden is one of The Dash's heroes. The Dutch swimmer won the open-water gold, seven years after being diagnosed with leukemia. Bronze: Maarten van der Weijden (9), Netherlands. The open-water swimmer was diagnosed with leukemia in 2001 and at one point was given a slim chance to live. He spent two years out of his sport combating the disease, at times simply hoping to survive it. Last week, he won the 10k open-water swim gold medal. Biggest studs in Beijing: Female Division Gold: Yukiko Ueno (10), Japan. The bionic softball pitcher threw the final 28 innings of the tournament for the Japanese over two days -- 21 of them in a single day. The final seven came in what might have been the biggest upset of the entire Olympics, a 3-1 win over the United States in the gold-medal game. Silver: Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh (11), United States. John Wooden once won 88 straight basketball games. Sounds impressive until you compare it to this beach volleyball tandem, which leaves Beijing with a 108-match winning streak. Bronze: Olga Kharlan (12), Ukraine. In the most exciting Olympic event nobody saw -- except The Metric Dash, who was pulled in watching on TV one afternoon in the Main Press Center -- Kharlan led a ridiculous comeback to give Ukraine the team saber gold medal over China. The Chinese led 25-15 until Kharlan started swashbuckling like Zorro on amphetamines. Kharlan single-handedly outscored the entire Chinese team the rest of the way, 21-20, and scored 21 of Ukraine's final 30 points. She entered the final match against Tan Xue down four points and ended up winning to give her team a 45-44 victory. The final touch came after the judges deliberated for a long time and declared no point just moments earlier. Biggest duds in Beijing: Male Division Gold: Tyson Gay (13), United States. When the summer began, a lot of people thought Gay could win both the 100- and 200-meter dashes. But since injuring himself while running in a 200 prelim at the U.S. trials, it's been all downhill. He failed to make the 100 final in Beijing, then was a co-conspirator in a dropped baton that disqualified the American 4x100 relay. Brutal. Silver: U.S. boxing (14). Muhammad Ali, George Foreman, Sugar Ray Leonard and other former gold medalists must be aghast. The Americans won one medal -- a bronze by heavyweight Deontay Wilder -- in their worst performance in Olympic boxing history. Tyson Gay was shut out of medal contention in Beijing, failing to make the 100 final and being a co-conspirator in a dropped baton that disqualified the U.S. 4x100 relay. Bronze: Grant Hackett (15), Australia. The swimming legend was picked by USA Today and Sports Illustrated to sweep the 400 and 1,500 freestyle events. He finished sixth in the 400 and second in the 1,500, beaten by a Tunisian in the latter. Competing in his third Olympics, the 28-year-old Hackett suddenly looked old. Biggest duds in Beijing: Female Division Gold: France (16). The French men won 30 medals in these Games. The women? Seven. Biggest fall from grace goes to swimmer Laure Manaudou, who failed to medal in three individual events after winning five individual medals (three gold) at the 2007 world championships. Silver: Lyudmila Blonska (17), Ukraine. The heptathlete won the silver medal -- then had it stripped after testing positive for drugs. She'd previously tested positive at an international competition in 2003. Welcome to Banned for Lifeville, sister. Bronze: Katie Hoff and Kate Ziegler (18), United States. The American swimmers were expected to win up to eight medals, with three or four of them gold. They won three medals -- all by Hoff, none of them gold. Ziegler didn't even make a final in either the 400 or 800 freestyle. Best supporting actors Gold: Jason Lezak (19), United States. What Lezak did to pull out the 400 freestyle relay will go down as one of the greatest clutch performances in Olympic history. Overhauling the former world-record holder, smack-talking Frenchman Alain Bernard, was a feat of such adrenal force that it was reminiscent of those stories you hear about women lifting cars to free their trapped children. Lezak couldn't swim back to that level in the individual 100 freestyle (he took home bronze), but nobody will forget the relay swim that kept Phelps' great eight quest alive. Olympic rookie Carli Lloyd played an important role in the Americans' road to gold, scoring the lone goals in a key match against Japan and in the final against Brazil. Silver: Milorad Cavic (20), Serbia. The Californian swimming for his parents' home country was on nobody's radar coming into these Games. But he earned his niche in history, first for suggesting that Phelps needed to lose for the good of the sport, then for very nearly making it happen. Cavic lost gold in the 100 butterfly by one-hundredth of a second in a race that somehow eclipsed the aforementioned relay as the most memorable of the Olympics. Bronze: Carli Lloyd (21), United States. The face of the women's soccer team was goalkeeper Hope Solo. She had the backstory -- her public blasting of former U.S. coach Greg Ryan and goalie Briana Scurry at last year's Women's World Cup. She had the front story -- her shutout of the powerful Brazilians cinched the gold medal. But it was Olympic rookie Lloyd who scored the only goal in a key Olympic match against Japan, and it was Lloyd who scored the goal that won it against Brazil. American Olympians Three Yanks who ennobled the Games by their actions: Gold: David Neville (22). His headfirst dive to the finish line for bronze in the 400-meter track final was the living symbol of how badly someone can want a medal. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy, and it completed an American sweep of the event -- a rare triumphant moment for the U.S. at the track venue. Silver: Brendan Hansen (23). America's best breaststroker had a brutal summer -- he failed to make the Olympic team in the 200 breast and failed to win a medal in the 100, an event in which he held the world record. After finishing fourth and watching bitter rival Kosuke Kitajima of Japan win the gold and take his world record, Hansen could have quickly exited the pool and left the painful scene. Instead, he crossed two lanes to congratulate Kitajima. That's class. Bronze: Jessica Mendoza (24). The softball left fielder was crushed when the U.S. was stunned by Japan in the gold-medal game, but she overcame it for the greater cause of Olympic softball. She quickly organized the Japanese and bronze medalist Australia to place softballs in the shape of the numbers "2016" in the infield, then had the teams pose behind them. The point: to bring back softball, which is being booted from the Olympics in part because of -- oops -- American dominance. Biggest buffoon of the Games Gold: Jacques Rogge (25), IOC president. The fool who runs these Games has generally feigned powerlessness in response to Chinese clampdowns on free speech and human rights -- but the peacock crowed in dismay when Usain Bolt dared enjoy himself after winning the 100-meter gold. Rogge clucked his tongue at Bolt's lavish celebration -- which, it should be noted, was not done in a demeaning way toward any of his competitors. It was, if anything, a re-enactment of Muhammad Ali's shortest poem: "Me, Whee!" For Rogge to finally find a conscience about something so harmless and trivial speaks volumes about the lack of perspective in the IOC ivory tower. Silver: Spanish basketball team (26). For some reason, the Spaniards thought it would be a great idea to pose for an advertising picture pulling their eyelids to the sides, approximating the "slant-eyed" look of Asians. They also saw nothing to apologize for, after the ad launched a small firestorm in the United States. The Chinese didn't take offense, which should perhaps be the final word on the matter -- but it still seems like a wildly insensitive stunt to The Metric Dash. Bronze: Ara Abrahamian (27), Swedish wrestler. Abrahamian was so displeased with his bronze medal after a controversial loss in the 84-kilogram Greco-Roman event that he took it off, dropped it to the mat and walked off during the ceremony. The IOC correctly kept it. No bronze for that baby. Biggest breakthroughs Gold: Iceland (28). As the name suggests, this is not a Summer Olympics power. But there it was Sunday, playing in the men's team handball final, gunning for the first Summer gold medal in the nation's history. France won, but Iceland took home the silver. That should melt a few hearts up around the Arctic Circle. Silver: American volleyball (29). Gold medals in men's and women's beach volleyball. Berths in the indoors gold-medal games, with the men winning gold and the women taking silver. The bumping, setting and spiking have never been better in the U.S. than right now. Bronze: Asian swimming (30). China's six medals tied for third-most at the Water Cube. Japan's five tied for sixth-most. South Korea chipped in with two. The three combined for four golds. The sport is more than just the U.S., Australia and an assortment of Europeans these days. Most overrated Chinese story lines Gold: Smog (31). Yeah, it was sci-fi horrible the first few days. And everyone obsessed on it, because there were no competitions yet and there was nothing else to do. But then it cleared, and pretty much never came back. We had a ton of blue sky the past two weeks, and the heat was overrated, too. Silver: Liu Xiang (32). The country's hero never cleared a single hurdle in competition here, pulling out with an injury in the prelims. Talk about a letdown. Bronze: Project 119 (33). China's stated goal was a record 119 medals. It had a smashing Games, racking up a world-best 51 golds. But it didn't get close to 119 overall, finishing second to the United States' 110 medals with 100. Wherever you are Mr. Taxi Cab Driver Who Saved My BlackBerry ... The Dash thanks you! Most notable Chinese traits Gold: Seriousness (34). The folks here don't exactly cut up like, say, the Aussies in Sydney in 2000. The Olympic pastime among them was taking their picture in front of the venues, and 80 percent of them weren't smiling for the camera. There was one moment of humor Saturday, when Jeff Duncan of the New Orleans Times-Picayune went to the Main Press Center help desk to get his going-away media gift: a genuine bronze medal. Jeff's playing question, "Why not a gold?" was met with a surprisingly playful response from a volunteer: "Work harder next time." That prompted The Metric Dash to chuckle and hold up a hand for a high five from the volunteer. She looked at the hand as if it were radioactive. End of high jinks. Silver: Helpfulness (35). The Chinese service industry generally bent over backward to please. Of course, when you have volunteers on every street corner, in every hotel lobby and crawling around every venue, things tend to work well. One thing China never runs out of is manpower. One night at the patio bar of The Metric Dash's hotel, there were 17 patrons and 15 workers. Not too difficult to get a waiter's attention with a ratio like that. Bronze: Diligence (36). One night, The Metric Dash left his BlackBerry in the back of a cab, and figured it was lost forever. Yet, 24 hours later, a note was in the hotel room inquiring about ownership of said BlackBerry. How the cabbie and the hotel managed to track down The Metric Dash remains a mystery. Regardless, it's not the kind of thing you see happening in Manhattan every lunar eclipse. (The flip side of that anecdote was the dozen cab drivers who meandered around Beijing, hopelessly lost. The Metric Dash has never seen so many cabbies with no idea where anything is.) Best Chinese things to experience Gold: The Great Wall (37). Nothing else like it, anywhere. Silver: The Silk Market (38). This is full-contact shopping like nothing in the Western world. It's five stories of booths manned by astonishingly aggressive shopgirls, who literally will grab you and drag you into their micro-store in an attempt to sell you everything from shirts to jeans to shoes to luggage to, yes, silk dresses. Once you're in, expect a hard-core bartering battle conducted on a calculator -- you pressing buttons, them countering -- with prices starting at roughly 10 times what you might end up paying if you play hardball. The saleswomen alternate between flirtation and anger, depending on how the negotiations are going. Bronze: Opening Ceremony (39). They sure seemed great, back before we heard how much was fake and how badly some of the participants were treated. But the flame-lighting remains an all-time show stopper. Point after ... When hungry in Beijing, The Metric Dash has one place not to recommend, on name alone: Country Ass (40). In general, there is a lot of food not to recommend there. The Metric Dash is ready for some barbecued ribs, please.
^^^ i thought project 119 is referring to the 119 gold medals in track & field and swimming that China isn't very strong in? not really aiming for 119 total medals.
http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ba...t=AgD3hv8jPhzvvIQGlOY.Ojy8vLYF?urn=nba,102563 Eddy Curry and Gymnastics.
I'm pretty sure you're right. It referred to the 119 (total?) medals handed out in events that China isn't strong in.
You partially right with your description yautian. You are actually missing some sports. This program was designed to specifically target the certain areas of the Olympics that the Chinese weren't strong in. Ironically enough now the title is off from the amount of medals they were targeting as additional medaling opportunities were added to the Beijing Games in those fields that brought the total number of medal opportunities up to 122. Here are the areas of the Olympics that they were specifically targeting: Track and Field: 47 Swimming: 34 Rowing: 14 Sailing: 11 Canoe/Kayak - (FlatWater): 12 Canoe/Kayak - (Slalom): 4 Total: 122 Wether this project is a determined to be a success or not though is for future Olympics to decide. As it is they won 1 medal from this list in Sydney, four in Athens, and now 3 in Beijing I believe.
After this performance, the Olympics host country (U.K.) will choose NBC. Their extensive TV coverage combined with that awesome website makes it a slam dunk they will get it again in 2012. It would be foolish and risky to choose another network.
Best and Worst Memorabilia http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/beijing/blog/fourth_place_medal?keyword=FPM+Medals Continuing a magnificent two-day old tradition, FPM celebrates the best and worst of the Beijing Games. Check here for more FPM medals. In our quest to find the most awesome and absurd Olympics items, we landed on Ebay to find the products that *really* captured the essence of athletic competition. Between a Michael Phelps-used Speedo, a Dream Team windbreaker, Dream Team air mattress and Shawn Johnson cardboard stand-up, the FPM Medal was pretty much a no-brainer. Let us review the four nominees for good measure: Shawn Johnson Cardboard Stand-up - Currently for sale with a bid of $76.00 and T minus 20 hours remaining Michael Phelps Autographed Used Speedo - Sold for $579 the same weekend Phelps captured his 8th gold medal. Perfect timing on the vendor's part and equally disgusting. Dream Team windbreaker- Sold for $12.99, and will get its true value via wall decor. Anyone who wears the jacket in our current society will likely be mocked and have to answer questions about Reebok Pumps, Zubaz and Philadelphia Eagles fans. Scottie Pippen/David Robinson Air Mattress- Sold for $7.99 and has a hole in it! Throw on some tape and use as a de facto cardboard stand-up and it will at least muster a shred of long-term benefit. Safe to say our undisputed FPM Medal for value goes to our smiling gymnast. It turned into a two-horse race between Phelps' swimming attire and 56 inches of cardboard Shawn Johnson. In the end, Johnson's value will stand the test of time (pun not intended). When the Olympics flavor tapers off and autumn officially hits the calendar, the novelty of Michael Phelps will certainly subside. Likewise for Johnson. The difference in their items, however, is that Johnson will be smiling for all time. The Speedo on display will quickly turn into the "Speedo on the wall" and soon you'll be the creepy person with another man's briefs you treasure as a souvenir. That's what makes a sexual deviant. Plus, nobody wants to spend 580 bucks on a used Speedo. Most of us, anyway.
This is bull****. We were in Sweden when this happened so not only did we see the match but we saw the backlash. He was totally robbed and even had the incorrect decision overturned. When it was overturned, they still did NOT let him wrestle for the Gold which he was projected to win. Maybe he could have handled it different but it was still bull****. ESPN has no idea what they are talking about. If anyone is a buffoon, it's the IOC judges. It's almost difficult to watch the Olympics anymore because the judging is so terrible.
Moderate success I would say. BTW, your numbers are off. The official tally shows China won 1 gold in Canoe/Kayak (flatwater), 1 gold and 1 silver in rowing, 1 gold and 1 bronze in sailing, 1 gold, 3 silvers, and 2 bronzes in swimming, 1 bronze in track and field. That's 4 golds and 12 medals total.
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I did. It belongs in track and field. EDIT: Oops, I missed 1 bronze in another t&f event. That'll make 13 medals total.
