Officer, I Didn't Notice That Hobo Impaled In My Windshield

It won't happen as long as those old farts keep finding their way to voting booths.

 

When I get old - I'd vote for it. One day a year at the DMV is not too much to ask for someone with a lot of free time.

 

Nice to know what kind of people we're all sharing the road with. Apparently those who don't know where they are or what they're doing.

In an ideal world, you would retest every driver every so often, just to be fair, but we probably don't have the resources or manpower to do that. So doing it above a certain age seems perfectly reasonable given the alternative...

I feel bad for the toll taker having to witness that. Talk about a traumatic day on the job.

 

hmmm...a chevy malibu. maybe they should check the trunk...

 

A la Uncle Leo, I can't wait to get away with ridiculous crap when I'm old. i still get a kick out of the segment of Jackass the Movie when Johnny Knoxville, disguised as an old man, simply starts shoplifitng and acts confused when he's confronted. Oh man, that would be great. That and srandomly shouting "Poop pants!" all the time.

 

where ya been bama?

 

Parnell: Ever been to Utah? Ra-di-a-tion. Yes, indeed. You hear the most outrageous lies about it. Half-baked goggle-box do-gooders telling everybody it's bad for you. Pernicious nonsense. Everybody could stand a hundred chest X-rays a year. They ought to have them, too. When they canceled the project it almost did me in. One day my mind was full to bursting. The next day - nothing. Swept away. But I'll show them. I had a lobotomy in the end.

Otto: Lobotomy? Isn't that for loonies?

Parnell: Not at all. Friend of mine had one. Designer of the neutron bomb. You ever hear of the neutron bomb? Destroys people - leaves buildings standing. Fits in a suitcase. It's so small, no one knows it's there until - BLAMMO. Eyes melt, skin explodes, everybody dead. So immoral, working on the thing can drive you mad. That's what happened to this friend of mine. So he had a lobotomy. Now he's well again.