I hate it when the new secretaries alway come into my office to flirt.. No i will not **** you just because you have big t*** and a nice ass. I'de rather not risk my job, i actually like it, plus, they're usually only 8's. I keep my ****ing for the weekends with 9's and 10's.
People who heat up fish in the microwave. And they usually do it right before lunchtime so that everyone gets a good whiff of it. The guy who empties the water cooler and not replace the big ass water bottle. People who stare at my food while I eat as if it's part of an FBI crime scene. Chicks who want me to change the TV channel while I'm already watching ESPN in the break room.
The lady that wears her pants up to her boobs. The nasty trailor trash smelly fat guy to put it nicely that never flushes the toilet. The girl that says "thank you" or "sorry" 20 times in a one minute conversation.
I was a network admin myself back in the day and babysitting CEOs is what eventually sent me programming full-time. What a bunch of babies. How about this gem: I once got a trouble ticket because a user reported a stuck CD in the drive. Very important to address as the software was quite pricey -- around $800. I get there and well, the computer does NOT have a CD drive at all -- it is a floppy drive. The user crammed the CD all the way in, LMAO.
The over testosteroned junior hot shot who keeps telling me how he is going to bang the secretary and how exactly he is going to do it. I get the secretary is hot, but I always want to ask the guy why exactly he hasn't done anything about it.
I think you're giving my boss a little too much credit.......wait...if my boss is Michael, then am I Dwight? Wow, I'm moving up in this world! Pugs
i hate the guy who walks around like hes spiderman. nothing he can do about it but daam you wish someone taught that guy common sense or something i also hate the guy who always asks you for change
