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Oelipere is lying to you....so am I!!

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Doc Rocket, Jun 1, 2002.

  1. Old Man Rock

    Old Man Rock Contributing Member

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    Hey Doc,

    You must understand or confusion with you. You are the cryptic man never clearly giving us info before. Only bits and pieces mixed in with hints and riddles…

    And now you seem adamant about convincing us that you are on the up and up when we are used to hearing things like…

    If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they get Teflon to stick to the pan?

    When is a threeway a throwaway?

    Why do 24 hour stores have locks on their doors?

    When is Doc Rocket’s post the most cryptic of all?

    Answer: Maybe when he claims to be telling you the truth. Who knows but your history says one thing and now you are saying another. Almost 100% the Rockets will draft Ming.

    Of course we could apply Occam’s Razor here, “ The simplest explanation is more likely to be correct In which case we would be left with deciding is Is it more likely you have decided to just be straight with us or that you have been informed by the Rockets Organization through your sources that your leaks on this bulletin board or damaging negotiations and have been advised to post misinformation on this board. In hopes that when the other GM’s such as Krause and Baylor etc. who read this board will be unsure of the Rockets intentions, thus feeling the need to up the ante in trade talks with the Rockets. This same misinformation policy has been conveyed to Mobley and others and they are following oders accordingly.

    Well when you look at it that way. The answer is simple. And this misinformation theory is ludicrous.

    But then in the movie CONTACT, the theory Occam’s Razor was wrong.
     
  2. jev6515

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    If your friends aren't Rudy or CD then your informers are morons. Anyone outside those two do not have the power or authority to make the call. You and your discredited sources can keep mopping the sweat filled court and don't forget to mow the Westside TC lawn. It appears more likely the Rockets will put themselves in a better position to win by trading the pick. Most likely to the Clippers who are desperate to get their man. JWill.
     
  3. tbagain

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    In my three years of reading this BBS, I can't find ANY posters more interesting than Doc Rocket or Oelipere. Since they are anonymous, they gain NOTHING by sharing their insights with the rest of the BBS. They share for the sake of sharing, and they are the MAIN REASON that this BBS is so entertaining.

    Unfortunately, posters like Heypartner can't stand to see Doc and Oelipere get so much deserved respect, so Heypartner acts like an ass. Heypartner, show some respect- your jealous act is tiresome.
     
  4. Doc Rocket

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    jevvie...Silly...silly little boy.

    :confused:
     
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  5. Hottoddie

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    I didn't know that Scully had a baby. Guess I should watch the X-files more often. Or, is this a cryptic reference to "Baby Shaq", aka Curry?

    Well, he does have a big head. :D

    Ming is the PG? No wonder Francis is pissed. Ming's going to take his job. :D
     
  6. giddyup

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    Don't you mean "if the day before the <b>draft</b>..."? Is that a slip or mis-direction? Cryptic or craptic?!

    LOVE the intrigue... :)
     
  7. Dogbelly

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    Who is their coach....... Cuttino?
     
  8. Rockets2K

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    I doubt very seriously you have been here three years if this is the way u see things.
    Yes, Doc and pops make this a VERY interesting place, but if you think heypee rags on them because he's jealous...I think you dont really read much or just dont have the intelligence to tell what's really going on.


    Thank you and come again

    btw...thanks again windandsea for your info from across the pond.
     
  9. Sofine81

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    I truly believe With Ming Houston will be better, remember how we kept on saying that if Cato would just grab a few rebounds, and make a stand on defense that Houston would be a better ballteam.

    Well guys I think Ming bring these things to the table, at 7'5" he should be able to grab a few boards, maybe even give us an intimiating pressence under the rim.

    Remember the Hell Lowly :D Shawn "stick man" Bradley used to give the most fundamently sound Center in NBA history, He would take the Dream outta his game nearly every time.

    Just think about it, It would be awesome!

    THANK YOU
     
  10. X-PAC

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    Whoa, and I always thought this board was so entertaining cause you get to share your thoughts on the Houston Rockets and chat with other Rocket Fans. I think this is why most are here. I myself have problems understanding the reasoning behind some of the stuff posted. But I do enjoy reading other peoples opinions/thoughts on my favorite NBA team. Much respect to all lets just not let the real issue get lost.
     
  11. rockHEAD

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    verrrry interesting. this is all getting soooo good...

    June 26 D-Day... (Draft-Day)

    :cool:
     
  12. Relativist

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    I've figured it out! Doc Rocket is actually a super soldier and the new government conspiracy is trying to hide the fact that Yao also is a super soldier/alien hybrid. (I mean, the guy's 7' 5''; what else do you need to know? You can't teach height. Ergo, he must be genetically engineered.)

    Troy Baros is actually Steve Francis who is actually one of the rebel aliens, hence the opposition to Yao. "Oil"-pere is actually a puddle of the sentient black oil sitting on a keyboard connected to a PC with DSL internet access. The Rockets will win the championship in 2012, months before the alien invasion. Yes, that's it. That's it. I've figured you out, Chris Carter! AHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHHAHAHHAAHH!!!!! {mad laughter} Hey, what the-- ? Where are you taking me? MMMphh!!! {silence}
     
  13. NYKRule

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    LOL.

    I'm going to miss the damn show though. :(
     
  14. Ottomaton

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    I don't suppose any of you admin people wanna accidentally slip and hit the "ip logged" button, and then accidentally wanna post what comes up to this thread? I really don't ask for that much...:(
     
  15. heypartner

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    That's it. I'm leaving this bbs....and I'm NEVER EVER coming back. I've been insulted for the last time. I deserve more respect. :rolleyes:

    btw: if you are a Rockets fan, you do remember when the Dream's trade leaked, right??? Was that cool? Were you glad someone leaked that and Rudy had to quickly retract, "I didn't know I thing. I'm as surprised as any." Do you think that damaged Dream and Rudy's relationship? Do you think Dream would still be a Rocket, had that not leaked?
     
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  16. Deckard

    Deckard Blade Runner
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    I hope that was sarcasm, HP. Right? :confused:
     
  17. heypartner

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    Yes, and it is historical sarcasm, as well.
     
  18. ROCKET!!!

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    Doc,
    WOW!!!

    Didn't mean to cause you heat.:(

    Sorry, about that.


    I keep saying things could change in a heartbeat, but nobody wants to
    HEAR
    it!!!!!

    I think I may log off and just go watch a movie.
     
  19. New Jack

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    I'm usually not the accusing type, but I get this strange feeling Doc and ROCKET!!! are the same person. Their writing styles are really similar with their cryptic posts, their frequent use of exclamation points and question marks, and the capitalization of certain words. They both also use .... a lot.

    If I'm incorrect then I apologize, but it's just something I suspect.
     
  20. mfclark

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    Here's hoping Rice is the San Francisco Treat.
     

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