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Ode to LOFs

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Joemambo, Oct 31, 2013.

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  1. Joemambo

    Joemambo Member

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    Just a little melody I wrote inspired by the overwhelming amount of Lin comments that sometimes border on the fantastic.

    Better read to rap beat, I guess.

    "I am an LOF
    Lin-only-fan I said
    who cares the team just lost
    how many points did he get"

    "I am an LOF
    stupid as hell
    look out Beverly P
    don't mess with Lin"

    "I am an LOF
    reading Clutchfan threads
    no mention of Lin?
    what kind of thread is this?"

    "I am an LOF
    hate Kevin McHale
    who cares we beat Charlotte
    not starting Lin is dumb"

    Disclaimer: I like Lin and I think he's the 4th best player on the team, better than Asik and Patrick. Don't take it too seriously, it's all in good fun.
     
    #1 Joemambo, Oct 31, 2013
  2. Rox23

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    Calling Lin fans "stupid as hell"? Nice. Couldn't you at least TRY to be subtle? Blatant insults is not what Clutchfans is all about.

    Lock thread, please.
     
    #2 Rox23, Oct 31, 2013
  3. Rox11

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    Clever stuff senior
     
    #3 Rox11, Oct 31, 2013
  4. DXtreme

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    178 post in 7 years, and you decided to make a Lin thread.
     
    #4 DXtreme, Oct 31, 2013
  5. Joemambo

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    I apologize, meant no disrespect. Like I said, just fun. Like Lin and consider my self one of his fans.
     
    #5 Joemambo, Oct 31, 2013
  6. fooshayd

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    Why does this belong in the Garm? close the thread.
     
    #6 fooshayd, Oct 31, 2013
  7. NotApollo33

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    Noice. The idea was good, but the execution wasn't up to point.
     
    #7 NotApollo33, Oct 31, 2013
  8. HTown_DieHard

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    Hm, hard to read to rap beat when it does not rhyme whatsoever
     
    #8 HTown_DieHard, Oct 31, 2013
  9. Joemambo

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    Thanks, at least the idea made it then.

    "I hate Joemambo's thread
    he's such a loser man
    Insulting LOFs
    because their posts are lame"

    Again, sorry.

    Please Lock Thread!
     
    #9 Joemambo, Oct 31, 2013
  10. dmenacela

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    Nice Ode. If anything, there's not enough credit for what Lin did tonight. He played a solid game and stepped up with the Beverly injury. Not having Lin would have made tonight's win a little tougher to clinch. Remember, it's not how you start but you how you finish!
     
    #10 dmenacela, Oct 31, 2013
  11. TJ VS TR

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    ~lol~ Everyone wants to create a Lin thread nowadays! :grin:
     
    #11 TJ VS TR, Oct 31, 2013
  12. New Era Acolyte

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    Poem doesn't rhyme = thread gets 1 star
     
    #12 New Era Acolyte, Oct 31, 2013
  13. DaDakota

    DaDakota If you want to know, just ask!

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    The sound of Whoosh as it flies over the annoying, and amuses the annoyed.

    DD
     
    #13 DaDakota, Oct 31, 2013
  14. daywalker02

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    Should follow San Antonio, their talent level might not be the best, but their execution is always top 3.
     
    #14 daywalker02, Oct 31, 2013
  15. hotballa

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    Heres my ode

    "I am a poster who always talks about LOFs
    And then I complain about how people are always talking about Lin
    Who talks more about Lin?
    LOFs or the supposed 'real fans' who keep talking about LOFs?"

    ;)
     
    #15 hotballa, Oct 31, 2013
  16. lfw

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    Reminds me of that Howard Stern movie, Private Parts.

    Researcher: The average radio listener listens for eighteen minutes. The average Howard Stern fan listens for - are you ready for this? - an hour and twenty minutes.
    Pig Vomit: How can that be?
    Researcher: Answer most commonly given? "I want to see what he'll say next."
    Pig Vomit: Okay, fine. But what about the people who hate Stern?
    Researcher: Good point. The average Stern hater listens for two and a half hours a day.
    Pig Vomit: But... if they hate him, why do they listen?
    Researcher: Most common answer? "I want to see what he'll say next."
     
    #16 lfw, Oct 31, 2013
  17. Sweet Lou 4 2

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    Only thing worse than LOF are the people who constantly whine about them
     
    #17 Sweet Lou 4 2, Oct 31, 2013
  18. mr. 13 in 33

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    I miss when the GARM didn't have some stupid threads about one player
     
    #18 mr. 13 in 33, Oct 31, 2013
  19. DaDakota

    DaDakota If you want to know, just ask!

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    Nah, it is more the people who are so desperate for attention that they are always contrarians - those people are terrible.

    Am I right, or am I right?

    DD
     
    #19 DaDakota, Oct 31, 2013
  20. Karolik

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    terrible ode, terrible thread.
     
    #20 Karolik, Oct 31, 2013
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